(2008)
IAF : We are falling short of aircraft, while Pakistan & China are acquiring more advanced aircraft. We need 126 latest 4+ gen. fighters to maintain credible offense & defense capability.
GoI : Alright, start 126 MMRCA.
(2012)
IAF : Hey, we finalized Rafale, can we buy it ?
GoI : Yeah sure, but our illiterate child HAL has to manufacture it.
Dassault : WTF, no not possible, HAL can't make a complex jet like Rafale.
GoI : Well too bad, the deal is off.
IAF : Umm, but we still need more jets, and China has already started making J-20s.
GoI : Lol too bad dude, go buy some jets from our scrap-seller uncle Rusia.
<==== Govt. Changes ====>
(2014)
IAF : Can we buy Rafales now ?
GoI : Yeah sure,
kitne deti hai ?
Dassault : Don't know, but we just increased the price by 100%
GoI : Oh, we hoped you would give us Rafales for cheap, plus we will throw some Modi hugs.
IAF : I have no hope left (
Buys some more outdated Flankers from scrap-dealer Rusia)
<==== China squats on Doklam ====>
(2017)
GoI : Cool, I think we need to buy Rafales.
IAF : Told you.
GoI: Hey France, give us 36 Rafales.
IAF : WTF, we need 100+ jets, this is not going to change anything. Our jets are old and outdated.
GoI : No money, honey. Also, we will be rolling 1000+ Cr. freebie schemes to get more votes from poor people.
(2019)
GoI : Go strike Pakistan.
IAF : Yeah, but we are not prepared, we need 4+ gen. jets, our Mig-21s are outdated long back.
GoI : Did I fucking stutter ?
<==== PAF strikes back at J&K, Abhinandan captured====>
GoI: Ohh shieet, if we had Rafale this could have been different.
IAF:
<==== 2022 ====>
IAF : We urgently need MRFA to offset our current squadron strength. Pakistan is getting 4+ gen. jets and China already has advanced 4.5 Gen. and 5th Gen jets with advanced AD layers.
DFI Fanbois : Yeah yeah, corrupt IAF, we know this is work of Chandigarh lobby. How about you buy MWF which is going to start production tentatively only 8 years from now ?