anoop_mig25
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dude you made this day......
Indian cop would probably demand extra bribe because of the Holiday season.^^
American cop would have had him handcuffed and face down on the pavement after 30 seconds of that driver's smartass palaver.
When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
But,
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human... You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen..
Aurton ke Ek Group se poocha gaya ki kon kon apne SHOHRON se pyar karti hain?
Sab Ne Hath khare kardiye...
In sab ko ek-ek msg dia giya k apne apne SHOHRON ko send karen...
"I LOVE YOU "
To Inke shohron ke jawab kuch youn aaye...
1: Tumhari tabiyat theek hai na?
2: Ab kya ho gaya ? phir se car maar di.
3: Excuse me!
4: Sirf itna batao ki kitne paise chahiye?
5: Nasha to nahi kar lia?
6: Ab kya kardia tumne? main is baar maaf nahi karoonga.
Aur Sab Se acha jawab ye tha.
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..
...
7: Kaun hain aap?
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.Banta, an eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview.
"One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe on the door mat while coming in?" said the boss.
"Yes sir," Banta replied promptly.
The boss continued, "One more thing we're very particular about is honesty. There is no door mat outside!"
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