Jokes Thread

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STAHP!

 

[JBH22]

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date par bulaya, wo late aayi....

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Arz hai....

Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Dusri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Main ghar late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"

Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."

Dad ne Mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.

4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."

3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, baat karwaun Kya?"

1 ne toh hadd hi Kar di, kaha, "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"!

PITWA DIYA SAALON NE !!!

Once 3 boys proposed the same girl!

1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hun.

Girl: Woh toh sab kehte hain.

2nd Guy: Main tumhare liye chaand tare tod kar la sakta hun.

Girl: Nothing special, bahut purana dialogue hai.

3rd Guy: Main tumhe apna Facebook ka pasword tak de sakta hun. Yahan tak ki apna facebook account delete bhi kar sakta hun.

Girl, Ankhon main ansu ke sath: Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe ? I Love You Too!!!

Doston, Facebook Badi Cheeaz Hai.

Enjoy guys

 

[kseeker]

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step.

So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!!!"

At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind a figured that we was friends."

 

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[W.G.Ewald]

Derrida would tell of a rabbi walking into a synagogue and publically saying, "I am dust, I am nothing."

Then a priest came in and did the same. Followed by an imam, who also said, "I am dust, I am nothing." Finally the caretaker of the building entered and also said, "I am dust, I am nothing." On hearing this the three religious leaders turn to each other and whisper, "who does he think he is, saying that he's nothing?"

Jacques Derrida - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

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[W.G.Ewald]

^^
American cop would have had him handcuffed and face down on the pavement after 30 seconds of that driver's smartass palaver.

 

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