Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

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RAW, RAMA join hands
with CIA to destabilise
Pakistan

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By Ahmad Jamal Nizami
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LAHORE - The ongoing
tussle between the ISI and
the CIA has intensified
while the Indian, Israeli
and Afghani secret
agencies have stepped in
to support the American
secret service, raising
concerns about possibility
of more attacks on
Pakistan's military and
other strategic
installations.

In collaboration with the
American CIA (Central
Investigation Agency),
Indian RAW (Research
and Analysis Wing),
Israel's Mossad and
Afghanistan's RAMA
(Research and Analysis
Milli Afghan) have
enhanced their activities in
Pakistan in order to exert
pressure on the ISI (Inter-
services Intelligence).
Intelligence sources are
of the view that
terrorist attack at the
PNS Mehran base in
Karachi is a part of this
conspiracy and through
it a message has been
conveyed to the military
leadership that more
such attacks could be
carried out if their
(international
conspirators') agenda is
not followed.
A strong response from
the ISI chief has dashed
the India's nefarious
design of surgical strikes
in Pakistan while China's
clear stance and
expression of support for
Pakistan has also played a
pivotal role in this regard.

Military experts are
considering their options
and ways to counter the
new wave of terrorism.
According to sources, a
strong reaction came
from the Pakistan military
to US unilateral operation
in Abbottabad on May 2
in which Osama bin Laden
was killed. Pakistan took
certain stern measures
like ban on visas for
Americans and ordering
some unwanted
Americans to leave the
country were taken,
besides indicating that
NATO supply lines might
be severed if drone strikes
were not stopped.
Raymond Davis like secret
contractors had started
leaving Pakistan before
US Senator John Kerry
visited Islamabad.
 

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Pakistani answer to the visit of IAF chief Naik on a Pak Fa test flight:


"soon we will get J-20 ..and then the balance of power in the region will be balanced"
 

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here ir another post by same member.
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brother the consortium
issued by HAL and Bajaj
Autos was much better
than consortiums offered
by German and Spanish
companies....all the
manuals were written in
hindi....as far as the Shakti
engine for Tejas mk-II is
concerned TATA is
offering HAL cheap
pistons and gas kits so i
think we should go for
our home-made
stuff....AESA radar is good
but much better than it is
our very own Kumar
radar that is currently
being developed by ISRO
and NSG and is in initial
stages of
development.Problem
with Kevari engine is that
that we are still unable to
decide how many fins will
its engine have?I think we
should go for Cheetal for
Maitri SAM and ISRO for
Cheetak.Swiss are pretty
good at making
consortiums and banks
but i think we much
better in making Tejas
and thats what matters
the most.
Is this for real ? looks like an Indian member. No one in their sane mind can write this juxtaposed post. Message me the link to this awesome forum. I want to follow this thread as it happens.
 

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Pakistani answer to the visit of IAF chief Naik on a Pak Fa test flight:


"soon we will get J-20 ..and then the balance of power in the region will be balanced"
What if they get J-20 before we get PAK-FA. Can we stop their invisible air-force.
 

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Taliban Say They Won't Target Pakistan's Nuclear Arsenal

Thank God Taliban said that.. I was almost worried thinking they could attack nukes. We should also forgive them the attack they made on P3-Cs as a courtesy rather token of thanks!
 

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Re: Indian footprints emerging on Naval base attack from a pk forum

a Pakistani senior member answered :

" Even if India has done it. Pakistan Gov and Pakistan forces cant do anything. Wt they did when Indian Terrorirsts attacked on SL's Cricket Team. " :pound:
 

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A Pakistani commenting on the song Bande Mein Tha Dum - Vande Mataram in the movie Lage raho munnabhai a true lunatic this guy i tell you
the music is copied from Pakistani national song ' Aao bacho sair Karain tum ko Pakistan ki'............ I m proud to be a Pakistani
 

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A Pakistani commenting on the song Bande Mein Tha Dum - Vande Mataram in the movie Lage raho munnabhai a true lunatic this guy i tell you
That takes the cake.



Actually, that song was copied from the song we used to sing when we were kids. It goes like this:

"Aao baccho tumhe dikhaye daadi Hindustan ki, is daadi pe latakrahe hain chuhe pakistan ki..."
 

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latest Conspiracy theory according to Musabar Luckman, a popular Porki TV Anchor,

" Mehran Naval base attack was sponsered by RAW and trained by MOSSAD. Out of the 4 dead terrorists, 2 were Uzbeki, 1 Chechen and 1 from Baltistan":tsk: :tsk: :rolleyes:
 

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O my friends i bring to you a thread of utmost interest which will not only increase your IQ levels but also make you a superior being after all you are reading PAKLAND Comments!

Enjoy the sticky thread regularly updated !
You surely got possessed by the ghost of a suicide bomber...else there is no need to collect garbage from Pak forum...
 

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You guys need a huge dose of sunshine and warmth... such hatred robs the soul of its purity.


Listent to this, if nothing else. Quite a sensation here...

YouTube - ‪Taaray - Bilal Khan‬‏

and even this:

YouTube - ‪To Kia Hua HD, Bilal Khan, Coke Studio, Season 4‬‏
They say laughter is the best medicine and therapy for mind, heart and soul. So far this thread is helping many DFI members struggling with the nuances of daily life, to laugh at bellends across the western border. Why give up this pleasure?

Of course the youtube videos are soothing as well, but nothing better than a hearty laugh.
 

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They say laughter is the best medicine and therapy for mind, heart and soul. So far this thread is helping many DFI members struggling with the nuances of daily life, to laugh at bellends across the western border. Why give up this pleasure?

Of course the youtube videos are soothing as well, but nothing better than a hearty laugh.

If that's DFI member's measure of a good laugh... they need a life. Pronto. Hate begets hate.
 

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If that's DFI member's measure of a good laugh... they need a life. Pronto. Hate begets hate.
You either laugh or you don't. Judging from the response to this thread, I dare say most DFI members read those gems and split a gut laughing at the abject crassiness and foolishness of the posters. We all have our lives and a few moments of comic relief are not to be scorned. Where's the hate here? But I suppose if someone is hellbent on looking for it, they'll find it anywhere.
 

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I admit to the crime then.
I dont think you should see it that way

I have to admit i do find many posts on many other forums including indians ones to be of same standard and nature , just that they are fewer in number.

I enjoyed reading this thread just with a clean mind and no hate.
 

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A pakistani response to visit of the german chancellor and the mmrca issue:

"at this moment India is in big trouble
they better know if they choose euro typhoon than Pakistan will choose rafale
or if they choose rafale pakistan will choose euro typhoon"
 

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Words of wisdom from our friends

Nitin, How many Muslims were burnt alive in Gujarat in 2002?? (ii) Hindus in Pakistani Territory accepted Islam as their religion. (iii) Muslims in India don't do abortion when they find out if the baby is a girl like other hindus, that's why their population has increased. (iv) Muslim Captain; because you didn't have anyone good enough to compete with him, hindus had no choice to accept him as their Captain. 
(v) Muslim ruled over India for 1000 years, the hindus don't know how to rule a country fairly, so Muslims were asked to show them and guide them. (vi) Film Stars; you don't have handsome actors in your country. Writers; You never produced any good ones. Directors; you only got a few to compete with the Muslims.
(vii) Bangladesh was created because of Indian sponsored terror in East Pakistan which was blamed on the West Pakistan. All countries around India are threat to Indian Hindu, but they don't know that the biggest threat is within their own country, just wait and see......
 

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Pakistan will create United States of Islam (USI)~ Zaid Hamid :)


Ghazwa-e-Hind


Oh dekho ek pagal aagaya,obsession to destroy Indian and Israel...

[hl]please can we keep the abuses away we are too mature to stoop to that level, there is a difference between an indian and pakistani forum atleast[/hl]
 
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