Year 2050:
MEA after finding out there wont be any Diwali sweet exchange at LOC
because India preemptively nuked all major Pakistani cities
More like, the year is 2050, Pakistan has conducted multiple terrorist massacres on India including dirty bomb attacks, and systematic genocide of Hindus and Sikhs in Kashmir.
MEA who was expecting peace and Aman ki Asha -
But then we get sweets on diwali -
Meanwhile, China kept on nibbling on Ladakh and now they have reached Leh. MEA trying to find the most complicated press statement to release that will linguistically defeat Chinese interpreters single-handedly -