Back when I was in class 1 I was considered quite retarded.
When they first admitted me in school I would copy shit written by teachers on the board and when the teachers would rub it with a duster I would pick up my eraser and rub what I had written too, I thought may the teacher had made a mistake so he rubbed it.
The end result being I would write nothing on my copy, just dirty erased pages.
When my teacher got to know about this they told my parents to get me tetsed for mental retardation
I have come a long way since then.
I am sure when I will tell my teacher that this strapping young lad is making names for himself overseas in China he will be proud of me.
True story