Skdas
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I am for certain somebody somewhere is making a "Deshdrohi hai ye" protest by burning pu(n)blic offices, closing down arterial roads and airports, demanding DFI forum to kneel down and sing rastra gan in - Jana Gana Mana....Got this from a blog. thought it was worth posting here.
*Sincere request to Indian Armed Forces:-*
1 - Henceforth, arrange for all proofs of your operations in 3 copies - One for Indians, One for Pakistan and One for Pakistanis within India.
2 - Bring HD quality videos of operations. Appearance of dying terrorists is s MUST in these videos.
3 - Bring at least 25-50 photographs clearly showing site BEFORE and AFTER operation.
4 - Preferably, bring a video with an interview of an eye witness with a 3 copies of printouts with his signature and KYC proofs.
5 - Bring biometric proof of all terrorists claimed to have been killed - Thumbs, Eyes etc.
6 - Bring Photo Identity of all killed terrorists to prove that they were actually not Indians.
7 - Ask an independent auditor appointed by UN to match the numbers claimed by you and that of Pakistan.
8 - Submit all medical reports of all participating Jawans BEFORE and AFTER operation to prove that they were actually not harmed.
9 - To claim support, participation of any Government agencies - Ministers, PMO, NSA, RAW, IB - submit video recordings of all the meetings held along with certified Minutes of Meetings.
10 - All the proofs mentioned above will be considered valid and true if and only if certified by at least three of the following persons -
- NDTV Journalists
- Ex-NDTV Journalists
- Kashmiri leaders -Hurriyat, JKLF, Jamaat-e-Islami
- Opposition Leader
- WB CM
- Delhi CM
- Joker Sidhu
- Anyone who has returned his award
- Anyone with connections with Maoist or Urban Naxal group
- Leader from Dhuru Wadi (If you do not know the place, use Google Maps)
- Anyone who has won foreign awards like Booker, Magasaysay, Nobel etc.
- Anyone who has stayed in Lutyens for 10+ years and has been driven out in last 4 years
*STATUTORY WARNING:*
If you miss even a single of the 9 items or fail to get 3 signatures from above list, the operation will deem to have been NOT CONDUCTED.