India-Pakistan LoC/IB Skirmishes in the Aftermath of August 5 2019

[south block]

This thread need a clean up @sayareakd

 

[Shashank Nayak]

same thought......little silicon transplant can do .....

It's pretty good... Zyada lalach bura hain...

 

[sorcerer]

In my youthful days, I used to like bad girls but now I am an old man and have mellowed down since then. But even then, my idea of a bad girl was a girl with tattoo or may be some shoplifting priors. Girls with suicide vests were way out of league even back then when I was young and wild.

The undressing part would be real tricky with such a girl eh?
Boobytrap...literally!

 

[Waanar]

https://warontherocks.com/2019/11/might-india-start-the-next-south-asia-crisis/
Interesting read.

Gonna be honest, if the goras think Op Kabaddi was going to be spectacularly audacious, they have no idea how audacious the future might get.

 

[Jameson Emoni]

The undressing part would be real tricky with such a girl eh?
Boobytrap...literally!

A while back I had a pleasure of working for a government agency in a farming community. They put me in the back of the building away from the hustle and the bustle. Only immediate neighbor of mine was a female -- fairly good looking one for her age group -- early 30s. One day she told me that something fell on her left boob and it bruised her boob. I expressed my sympathy and said I hope it was not too bad. She pulled her boob out and showed me the bruise. I was speechless. That is my idea of a bad girl. A girl with suicide vest is way out of my league. But my hat is off to Waanar for his unique taste in women. Let us not judge. After all, heart wants what it wants

 

[Bosch]

A while back I had a pleasure of working for a government agency in a farming community. They put me in the back of the building away from the hustle and the bustle. Only immediate neighbor of mine was a female -- fairly good looking one for her age group -- early 30s. One day she told me that something fell on her left boob and it bruised her boob. I expressed my sympathy and said I hope it was not too bad. She pulled her boob out and showed me the bruise. I was speechless. That is my idea of a bad girl. A girl with suicide vest is way out of my league. But my hat is off to Waanar for his unique taste in women. Let us not judge. After all, heart wants what it wants

I love this story. I am guessing this is not from India?

 

[Icarus]

A while back I had a pleasure of working for a government agency in a farming community. They put me in the back of the building away from the hustle and the bustle. Only immediate neighbor of mine was a female -- fairly good looking one for her age group -- early 30s. One day she told me that something fell on her left boob and it bruised her boob. I expressed my sympathy and said I hope it was not too bad. She pulled her boob out and showed me the bruise. I was speechless. That is my idea of a bad girl. A girl with suicide vest is way out of my league. But my hat is off to Waanar for his unique taste in women. Let us not judge. After all, heart wants what it wants

Cool story, bro.
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[Jameson Emoni]

I love this story. I am guessing this is not from India?

Not in India.

I worked for that government agency for about six months as a contractor. In that six months, I lost count of how many times I had a "pleasure" of seeing her boobs and underwear. The whole experience was surreal.

 

[Illusive]

Guys take your other wordly conversations to chit chat thread. This is only for #pkmkb

 

[Anikastha]

Not in India.

I worked for that government agency for about six months as a contractor. In that six months, I lost count of how many times I had a "pleasure" of seeing her boobs and underwear. The whole experience was surreal.

just seeing????
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[Jameson Emoni]

just seeing????
0000000000&@-#^|/|+|/~-

She owned a .38 revolver and she loved shooting. She had plastered her used targets all over her cubicles.

When someone complains about my lack of people skills, I feel like telling them that I survived with that psycho for six months.

 

[Icarus]

Not in India.

I worked for that government agency for about six months as a contractor. In that six months, I lost count of how many times I had a "pleasure" of seeing her boobs and underwear. The whole experience was surreal.

Cool story, bro.
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[lcafanboy]

A while back I had a pleasure of working for a government agency in a farming community. They put me in the back of the building away from the hustle and the bustle. Only immediate neighbor of mine was a female -- fairly good looking one for her age group -- early 30s. One day she told me that something fell on her left boob and it bruised her boob. I expressed my sympathy and said I hope it was not too bad. She pulled her boob out and showed me the bruise. I was speechless. That is my idea of a bad girl. A girl with suicide vest is way out of my league. But my hat is off to Waanar for his unique taste in women. Let us not judge. After all, heart wants what it wants

Now we are more interested in what happened next after you saw her boobs...

If nothing, were you experimenting with your truths like Gandu to see if you are a saint. Or Did your missile failed to take off as she did gave you hint what she wants....

 

[Deathstar]

Guys this LOC thread, Chit chat thread is reserved for such chats @tarunraju

 

[Jameson Emoni]

Now we are more interested in what happened next after you saw her boobs...

If nothing, were you experimenting with your truths like Gandu to see if you are a saint. Or Did your missile failed to take off as she did gave you hint what she wants....

I had no clue what to do. I wish I had a prior training in dealing with emergencies like this. I just returned to my desk and started working. It was hard to focus on work though.

Talking about inner gandu, the guy who sits next to me at my current job is a South African Jewish gay guy. One day while I was talking to him, out of blue, he started to unbutton his shirt. This one was a really shocker. I walked away from my desk thinking that he probably had an itch or something. Then few days later, it happened again. I walked away again hoping that the guy would realize that I did not find his bare chest attractive. Then it happened again; this time I was pissed. I told him not to ever talk to me again. The guy wanted to know what he had done wrong I told him listen to me my friend, do not ever talk to me again. Since then he has not shown me his chest or talked to me. Thank Gods for the tender mercies!

 

[Knowitall]

Bhai akhand Bharat ka thread hai pradushit mat karo.

 

[angeldude13]

Now it’s getting out of the hand guys. If you want to discuss raunchy stuff then go to chitchat thread.
Let’s keep this thread for PkMkB

 

[doreamon]

ISI using Ravi peerjada to drain energy of our youths... and i have to say they have been successful .. fcking surgical strike !

 

[12arya]

I can help here....it's important for DFI members to keep a close eye on paki assets. If mods are in the mood...to permit posting of nfsw links that is.

U guys r all incurable wen it comes to paki ummah footage she is just doing her hereditary profession! give her a break guys.

 

[ArgonPrime]

U guys r all incurable wen it comes to paki ummah footage she is just doing her hereditary profession! give her a break guys.

I think most of the people here have just lied about their age in their bio.