Factual account of sole eye-witness to Gafoora making himself and whole of PakiAwam into ChamanChutiyas ->
Act 1:
'Hello Gafoora ispeaking....who is dis?'
'Saabib, Fattu Miya, me from police, see 2 indian planes down, 3 pupil with Chuthes dropping'
Gafoora Sctraching himself 'wanderpul newz, go, arrest them...chodna nai'
'Ji saahib..'
Gafoora goes to twitter and announces to world that Pakis destroyed 2 planes and 3 pilots are down.
ACT 2:
**half an hour later**
"Gafoora ispeaking...is that you Fattu Miyya?'
'Ji saahib, gud newz sir. one indian pupil ded, gao pupil caught a sikh indian, one with wired mustache is on run, escaping'
Gafoora has a small Orgasm....whimpering quietly in ecstasy....'gud newz, keep me posted'.
Gafoora announces on twitter that one Indian pilot is dead and 2 are caught.
ACT 3:
**half an hour later*
'haan Fattu Miya,...wat are the latest updates, did you catch both indian pilots?'
'saab, Sikh ko tho humare gao walon ne maar diya.....wired mustache wale ko mushkil se pakada'..
Gafoora blows his load...whimpering loudly in pleasure...'ecsalent Miya, has our military pupil reached there?'
'bas, sir, das manute me will come..'
'theek hai Miya, kip me posted'.
ACT 4:
**half an hour later**
'Gafoora here, udhar kaun?'.
'Sir Ji, hum Subedar Tattu khan hai, hum idhar ek indian ko arrest kiya hai'.
'Afiz Tattu, dusre bande ka kya haua..'
'Sir ji........................................................................'.
'Bolo Tattu, pakde ki nahee?'
'sir Ji, wo hamare pilot tha, gao walon ne, daadi dekh ki, Sikh indian samajh liya aur, pit ke maar diya'
Gafoora farts loudly, one of those wet farts where you know there is a now shit in the undies, asks 'humara pilot?'
'haan saahib....woh dusra plane hamara tha, Jo banda pehle mara, wo bhee hamara tha.'
Gafoora loudly shits in his pants....whimpering in fear and confusion, silently puts his phone down.
ACT 5:
Inside Army head quarters.
A naked Gafoora lying across Bajwa's lap.
well, we all know what happened then, don't we?
