Jokes Thread

[Raj30]

 

[Raj30]

 

[Raj30]

 

[john70]

Ae...chaddi...
Ae Fasi....


Galat mat samajhna, ye to 1 BANK KA NAAM HAi.
Apna Santa Slowly padh raha hai HDFC...

 

[john70]

Pranab dada please improve your Hindi. Otherwise you will continue to call yourself the Rashtra-potty of India..!!

 

[StarShip Enterprise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eL0M6oeQWE

 

[john70]

A 70 yr old man went for a Sperm Test.. Dr. gave him a BOTTLE to collect sperm. Next day, he came with empty bottle & told that he tried with his left hand then with his right hand.

Then his wife tried with her both hands.....

Then his daughter in law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife tried the same way...

.. . but could not open the BOTTLE !!

But i like the way u think..

 

[john70]

A nurse came for Interview
Doctor : What salary do u expect ?
Nurse : Rs. 10000
Doctor was overjoyed and said : " my pleasure"
Nurse : With Pleasure, its 25,000

 

[LurkerBaba]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[KS]

^^ Copy from you-know-where...

 

[anoop_mig25]

^^ Copy from you-know-where...

are yaar i said in my signature all my pics are from Net , NONE are mine . NO OFFENCE

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

@ Ewald, I see that you have liked this post of mine. Let me just say that, you would laugh harder, if you had an idea of who the guy in the pic is.
His name is Rajini Kanth. Let's just say he is the Indian equivalent of Chuck Norris, only way more AWESOME.