Jokes Thread

[prasadr14]

you're going to heaven

Who cares where I end up after I am dead..
I want heaven here mate..

 

[Waanar]

did u get it
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Still trying bruh.

I just need 5000 more to hire one at GB Road.

 

[Waanar]

Who cares where I end up after I am dead..
I want heaven here mate..

If you didn't get that joke, you're not gonna get heaven here on earth either.

 

[prasadr14]

If you didn't get that joke, you're not gonna get heaven here on earth either.

Yeah, thats fking depressing mate.

 

[Tactical Doge]

 

[Waanar]

JFK syndrome in gaming.

 

[A chauhan]

Patriot Dog

 

[A chauhan]

शब्द नहीं चित्र

 

[Blue Water Navy]

This is a Gold Standard!!!

 

[Akula]

Samazdar ko isara kaafi
A word to the wise

 

[Waanar]

Between a girlfriend and a tank, take the tank.

Here's a side by side comparison-

 

[prasadr14]

 

[Tactical Doge]

Armed policemen with PPE in Nowshera,



"We shall sent any coronas in front of our eyes straight to hell, using our Kalashnikovs"
Hail the Mahamadha
Paxstan is great
Die corona die
Dil Dil paxstan
Dil Dil paxstan

 

[A chauhan]

Condition of China and Pakistan.
#BanTiktok
#59Chineseapps #BanTikTokInIndia https://t.co/EQqVm2qpdu

 

[muralidon924]

 

[tsunami]

 

[ezsasa]

My mother told me a Intresting tidbit yesterday, he it goes:

one of my family elders who was married to a king of a principality, got remarried to a king from western India. She was a progressive woman for those times. They settled down in Europe after the marriage. The new husband dies, there were some financial troubles so she sold some of her jewellery which included diamond studded anklets.

Some time later she goes to a party organised by British royal Family In London. The British queen was wearing the same diamond studded anklet as a necklace.

my family elder being a self confident woman, quips to the queen that the necklace you are wearing was mine and I used to wear it as anklet.

the British queen gets insulted that she is wearing something worn on someone’s feet is adorning her neck now, pull the necklace out throws it on the ground and leave the party in a huff..

End of story..

 

[Mikesingh]

Don't worry guys! Coronavirus won't last long because it was made in China!

 

[Waanar]

If you don't believe the name of the authors, here's the article-

 

[Tactical Doge]

Wonder what would happen if the protection failed?!!!!!!!!!!!!