Jokes Thread

[Holy Triad]

This #SolarEclipse2020 is the Hindutva conspiracy to stop sunlight in Pakistan as without sunlight plants will not be able to make oxygen & because of lack of oxygen we Pakistanis will suffocate to death.

Where is UN? Where is Humanity?



PAF chief on Indian channel said if IAF have courage they should try to violate Pak airspace during day time Indians covered the Sun using their satellite during day time &created fake night inorder to send their Jets in Karachi


Never take these Banyas lightly #SolarEclipse2020

 

[Indx TechStyle]

2 days old.

 

[Holy Triad]

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that imbecile Misspelled "surrender"

 

[ezsasa]

When you ask a gun owner for protection.

 

[Spindrift]

that imbecile Misspelled "surrender"

He is using it as a pun, but I can guarantee you he did not come up with it.

 

[Indx TechStyle]

 

[Akula]

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Cheenu bhaiya kaha hai.

 

[Blue Water Navy]

Now this I call a Joke of the Day.

 

[Holy Triad]

Breaking news: PLA now claims Uranus.

Meanwhile, pakis line up to support them on all 4s Face with tears of joy


Pla: I forgot to bring Vaseline


PA:

 

[Mikesingh]

 

[Waanar]

@nimo_cn

Your soldiers look very girlie ... Indian soldiers would love them inside tanks and APC ..

 

[BangaliBabu]

I simply can't hold back my admiration for him.......

 

[BangaliBabu]

When Zedong babu sees his Palm without the Five Fingers even after 44 years of his demise.......

 

[Holy Triad]

MashAllah, another breakthrough in the field science & tennology.

Our brilliant sciencedans yeaterday invented low cost telescope which can be used in watching solar eclipse & other heavenly objects.

NASA 0
Pakistan 1

 

[ezsasa]

I simply can't hold back my admiration for him.......

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That was because it was a traditional practice of washing the mouth with warm water and green tea leaves in china, he even had puss oozing out of his gums, even still won't let his doctor's take care of them.

 

[Holy Triad]

That was because it was a traditional practice of washing the mouth with warm water and green tea leaves in china, he even had puss oozing out of his gums, even still won't let his doctor's take care of them.

I guess the suicide rate is higher within his close aides


Imagine the stench around him

 

[Waanar]

That was because it was a traditional practice of washing the mouth with warm water and green tea leaves in china, he even had puss oozing out of his gums, even still won't let his doctor's take care of them.

Bro bro BROO.
TOO MUCH DETAIL.
TOO MUCH DAMN DETAIL

 

[prasadr14]

I guess the suicide rate is higher within his close aides


Imagine the stench around him

45 million dead...
with that stench from Mao, more than half would have committed suicide - with a smile on their face.

 

[Mikesingh]

I simply can't hold back my admiration for him.......

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A tiger doesn't brush its teeth but then it doesn't eat bats too!!

 

[Mikesingh]