Jokes Thread

[bhramos]

 

[bhramos]

Girls Problem

 

[bhramos]

This Is How You Spot Real B00bz

 

[bhramos]

My Girlfriend Is A Gamer

 

[bhramos]

Plot Twist.Plot Twist.Plot Twist.Plot Twist

 

[rugved]

Not a joke but a viable solution to India's poverty problems.

 

[W.G.Ewald]

^^ Winter is awesome

 

[rugved]

 

[cobra commando]

 

[cobra commando]

 

[cobra commando]

 

[bhramos]

The best prank call ever

hello, dominos..??
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yes sir

how may i help you...
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bhai pizza hut ka no. Do....

 

[bhramos]

When Chinese and Paki SFs meet.
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They watch porm...

 

[rugved]

Where is your PT belt?

 

[rugved]

This can be fatal but still, LOL

 

[bhramos]

Girl:" Doctor mere lips pe infection
ho gaya hai..
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Doctor:" KISS kitni baar karti
ho.. ??
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Girl:" Saal mein 1 baar..
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Doctor:" Infection nahi "ZANG" lag
gaya hai..".

 

[bhramos]

Teacher : kitne saal k ho ?
Student : register me check kr le.
Teacher : kaha se ho ?
Student : school record me dekh le..
Teacher : sbse jyada pyar kise krteho.. Mom or Dad ?
Student : mere dil se puch le
Teacher : tera dil kaha h??
Student : teri beti se puch le

 

[bhramos]

Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:"Naam bol.. ??
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Ladka:"Galti ho gayi Sir..
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Police:" Naam Bol..
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Ladka:"Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga..
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Police:"Naam bol..
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Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke):"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana....

 

[bhramos]

School vs College
School : Pencil, rubber,
sharpener,
scale !!
College : Ek ball pen wo bhi
friends
se cheena huya
School : Class mein enter hone
se
pehle : Ma'am may i come in
College : Bina baithe hi Mobile
kaan
se laga k class se bahar !!
School : Bag mein har subject ki
books !!
College : Yaar ek paper toh
phadke
dede.
School : Class test mein Star!!
College : Full moon hi naseeb
hota
hai mere yaar !!
School : Listen I like her !!
College : Sambhal ke dekh
saale,bhabi hai teri
School : Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai
chutti
maar lunga beemar hone ka
bahana
le ke
College : (Next Day) Oye sun
aaj bunk
pe chalen

 

[arnabmit]