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[Daredevil]

german translation - i shit my pants a lot.

 

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[Raj30]

 

[cobra commando]

A private is on duty in the motor
pool when the phone rings:
"Soldier, can you tell me what
equipment is available for use
immediately?"
The voice on the other end
asked. "Well, sir, we have two
tanks, a half dozen
half-tracks, two armored
personnel carriers, a couple of
motorcycles, and fat-ass
Johnson's command jeep."
"Soldier? Do you know who you
are speaking to?"
"No sir."
"This is Major Johnson, your
commander!"
"Uh Sir? Do you know who you
are speaking to?"
"Not yet!"
"That's good! Bye, Fat-Ass!"

 

[cobra commando]

Three Army soldiers were
walking through the forest when
they came upon a set
of tracks. The first soldier said
"Those are deer tracks." The
second
soldier said "No, those are elk
tracks." The third soldier said
"You're
both wrong, those are moose
tracks." The soldiers were still
arguing
when the train hit them.

 

[cobra commando]

A Navy Chief and an Admiral
were sitting in the barbershop.
They
were both just getting finished
with their shaves-the barbers
were
reaching for some after-shave to
slap on their faces.
The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't
put that shit on me! My wife will
think
I've been in a whorehouse!" The
chief turned to his barber and
said, "Go
ahead and put it on. My wife
doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse
smells like."

 

[cobra commando]

A fighter pilot, a pig, and a dog
were the only survivors of a
terrible
shipwreck, and they found
themselves stranded on a desert
island. After
being there awhile, they got into
a ritual of going to the beach
every
evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening the sky
was red with beautiful cirrus
clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle
- a perfect night for romance!
Well, that
pig started looking better and
better to the fighter pilot, so he
leaned
toward it and put his arm around
it. The dog became jealous and
growled
fiercely at the fighter pilot, until
he removed his arm from the
pig. They
continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo
and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful
young woman. She was in pretty
bad shape
when they rescued her, but they
slowly nursed her back to good
health. When
she was well enough they
introduced her to their evening
beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening,
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
gentle
breeze; perfect for a night of
romance. The fighter pilot started
getting those "ideas" again, so he
leaned toward the girl and
whispered in
her ear, "Would you mind taking
the dog for a walk?"

 

[Razor]

A fighter pilot, a pig, and a dog
were the only survivors of a
terrible
shipwreck, and they found
themselves stranded on a desert
island. After
being there awhile, they got into
a ritual of going to the beach
every
evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening the sky
was red with beautiful cirrus
clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle
- a perfect night for romance!
Well, that
pig started looking better and
better to the fighter pilot, so he
leaned
toward it and put his arm around
it. The dog became jealous and
growled
fiercely at the fighter pilot, until
he removed his arm from the
pig. They
continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo
and behold, there was another
shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful
young woman. She was in pretty
bad shape
when they rescued her, but they
slowly nursed her back to good
health. When
she was well enough they
introduced her to their evening
beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening,
red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
gentle
breeze; perfect for a night of
romance. The fighter pilot started
getting those "ideas" again, so he
leaned toward the girl and
whispered in
her ear, "Would you mind taking
the dog for a walk?"

The pilot was Paki, right ?

 

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[W.G.Ewald]

The pilot was Paki, right ?

Lots of Indians advocating bestiality right here on DFI in the thread on hybrids.

http://defenceforumindia.com/forum/members-corner/45667-10-most-amazing-hybrid-animals.html

Slander of Pakistanis on that subject now seems quite hollow now.