How our Armed forces take trials .......
Private Player: Greetings General saab, We have brought you a brand new ATAG for trials
General: Ok, anything else ??
PP: No sir.
General: are you sure??
PP: We have built you very fine gun which is incorporated with latest technology, it can do...blah.. blah... blah....
General: Ok, Anything else ??
PP: No sir, Please sir, have a field trials. The Gun is made under "AtmaNirbharBharata" banner sir
General : Ok, Let me make you AtmaNirbhar.
PP: Please sir
General: By the way how much Charges it can Tolerate ??
PP: certified for 7 Charges
General: Ok, lets go for trials but before that I need to call my Sahayak.
On the field................. Trials going on with full swing. Fire...... Dummm, Fire..... Dummmmm. Fire....... dummmmmm.
General to PP: Are you sure you haven't brought anything else apart from gun ??
PP: No Sir, We need your blessings saaar
General: Look PP There is a airplane is flying in the sky ..... can you spot that for me....
PP: ok
General ( Silently ): Sahayak put 10 charges in Barrel and outdated- OFB written Shell which you have brought from junk yard.
Fire.......... Damaaaakkkkkk ..... "BAARRREEeeelllll Fat gayi Shriman"
General : Hold the trials till I finish my Inquiry
PP: What to do now .....Saaar. My company will be Bankrupted
General: Go and tell the CEO. there is a word "Kickback" which always come with parcel and you have forgotten it. Before leaving, please Hire a paid Journalist to write an article about my generosity and Commitment toward AtmNirbharBharat. Jai Hind
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