Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[maomao]

^^^^^^^LOL these failed state pakistanis are now getting inspired by Chuk Noris???? Whats happened to the Islamic Heros who rapped and ravaged pakistani forefathers and whom they consider ideal for pakistani society LOL?? these delusional pakis are getting lame day by day.

 

[niharjhatn]

^^^^^^^LOL these failed state pakistanis are now getting inspired by Chuk Noris???? Whats happened to the Islamic Heros who rapped and ravaged pakistani forefathers and whom they consider ideal for pakistani society LOL?? these delusional pakis are getting lame day by day.

Well considering that God has abandoned Pakiland, Chuck seems like a good alternative. Especially when:

Chuck Norris is also the only person who can draw pictures of Mohammed. Mohammed is not allowed to draw pictures of Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. Why do you think theres no sign of life there?

Even Chuck Norris' enemies list him as their emergency contact.

Understandable they look up to Sir Norris.

Furthermore, Chuck Norris is the one weapon Pakistan hopes to get since their own weapons fail so bad. He is such a badass that behind his beard, there is no chin, but another FIST!!

 

[SPIEZ]

There is no reason for alarm. Pakistanis, Chinese, Bangladeshis keep in mind "INDIA CANNOT BE OUR ENEMY". If we remind ourselves of this truth, we will be better off.

COLD WAR HAS ALREADY BEEN STARTED .................... LOOK ,,, WHAT GAME INDIA IS PLAYING THROUGH AFGHANISTAN IN BALOCHISTAN AND FATA....... SO NOTHING IS FAR.....

Funny pukei on Cold Start Doctrine, not knowing that Cold Start is essentially meant for Pukistan.

 

[Koovie]

[h=2]Re: PAF's possible answer to MRCA[/h]

Pakistan should never ever show off her purchases to the world like india..... let them underestimate us.... But unfortunately alot of newbie morons come n leak out stuff... like tht guys who revealed abt nuclear capable submarines,c-602,MAR-1,A-100 etc etc.... things should remain hidden... it adds to the element... as Chuck noris say..."the element of surprise"..

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I nearly died of laughing!!!!!! that guy is seriosly quotating CHUCK NORRIS for this topic?

 

[SPIEZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I nearly died of laughing!!!!!! that guy is seriosly quotating CHUCK NORRIS for this topic?

This is just the TIP OF THE ICE-BERG. If you visit that you would die laughing

 

[niharjhatn]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I nearly died of laughing!!!!!! that guy is seriosly quotating CHUCK NORRIS for this topic?

Eff off, Chuck Norris is a god.

Feast your eyes as he STARES A MAN TO DEATH

 

[niharjhatn]

Another golden one...

Sorry Rashid...but your nuclear device has been disarmed



.... and I thought tollywood was bad...

 

[mayfair]

I almost died laughing

Independence for which nations?

 

[KS]

Furthermore, Chuck Norris is the one weapon Pakistan hopes to get since their own weapons fail so bad. He is such a badass that behind his beard, there is no chin, but another FIST!!

Dont worry in each of our 'woods' w have our very own Chuck Norris - Bollywood (Sunny paaji), Tollywood (Balaiya) and in Kollywood (captain Vijaykant).

 

[tarunraju]

[h=2]Re: PAF's possible answer to MRCA[/h]

Pakistan should never ever show off her purchases to the world like india..... let them underestimate us.... But unfortunately alot of newbie morons come n leak out stuff... like tht guys who revealed abt nuclear capable submarines,c-602,MAR-1,A-100 etc etc.... things should remain hidden... it adds to the element... as Chuck noris say..."the element of surprise"..

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You can't put Chuck Norris and "Element of Surprise" in the same sentence. You'll see the fecker coming from miles away. You'll prepare for him. He'll arrive, and you still lose.

This n00b barely even knows the Chuck Norris meme.

 

[KS]

Response of a Pakistani Muhajir to a question where was he living before partition :

My forefathers were living in Indepandant countries of Uttar Pradesh & Maharashtra & than came to Pakistan in 1947. I don't know what india vindia you are talking about.

 

[SPIEZ]

Independence for which nations?

Me thinks he is referring to Kashmir, Dravidstan, UPstan, and not to forget Naxalstan

Oh! and don't forget this part

State sponsored terrorism is only happening in India

 

[SPIEZ]

drumms .... And here comes the best one :

Pakistan is also a home land for many non-Muslims of sub-continent who have co-existed and have equal rights.
No other country of the world offer equal religous freedom to its minorities as offered in Pakistan.

and the reply for this

what about completele religious freedom

 

[Poseidon]

A true gem:

What do you think Indian consulates are doing in Afghanistan?Those are the supply chains of sacrificial Pashtun kids.
Original Post By BATMAN

Topic was some sheep beaten to death by NATO troops.

 

[SPIEZ]

A true gem:

Topic was some sheep beaten to death by NATO troops.

LOL! that batman fellow cracks me up!

We should invite him to DFI

 

[Dovah]

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[KS]

Lol, check it out from 1:25...this guy is engaged to his cousin!!!

I am sorry..but the funny thing in it is ...?!?

 

[utubekhiladi]

"America coined JF-17 Thunder aircraft project a 'paper project' but we successfully completed it within a record time of two and half years with a 15-member team as compared to Indian's Light Combat Aircraft project that was not completed in 15 years with the help of 80 institutions," he added.

-former Vice Chief of Air Staff and founder of Pakistani aircraft JF-17 Thunder, Shahid Lateef

Daily Times - Leading News Resource of Pakistan
Monday, November 14, 2011

tofa kabul karo

 

[utubekhiladi]

Tech Club President Zubair Sheikh, in his welcome note mentioned that the American ambassador had said that Pakistan's JF-17 Thunder aircraft project was more dangerous than atom bomb and they made utmost efforts to roll back this project. In the end Tech Society President, Dr Muhammad Sadiq, thanked the guest speakers, Engineers, Doctors and Professors who participated in the seminar.

 

[utubekhiladi]

US given nuclear information under security trainings cover'

Staff Report

LAHORE: The former Vice Chief of Air Staff and founder of Pakistani aircraft JF-17 Thunder, Shahid Lateef, while addressing a seminar on "Pakistan's problems and their solutions", at Tech Club divulged that vital information about Pakistan's nuclear assets had been provided to US under the cover of security trainings.

He stated that the incidences like Abbottabad operation, attack on GHQ and Mehran base were planned just to take over Pakistan's nuclear assets. "America coined JF-17 Thunder aircraft project a 'paper project' but we successfully completed it within a record time of two and half years with a 15-member team as compared to Indian's Light Combat Aircraft project that was not completed in 15 years with the help of 80 institutions," he added.

Lateef said that the judiciary should ensure implementation of NRO verdict through army, otherwise people will have to come to the streets in the name of revolution. He said that the present democratic government had failed to deliver in the last four years and asked public to stop waiting for miracles and make sincere efforts to safeguard Pakistan. He also mentioned that the present elections' structure is corrupt and elections held under the present system will result again in a corrupt and failed government.

"Pakistan should strengthen relations with China instead of depending on US, who had never been a reliable companion, and should portray its image as a peaceful," he stressed. According to him Pakistan has already wasted its precious hard-earned foreign reserves for the purchase of expensive nuts and bolts of military equipments bought under compulsion from US and western powers on their terms and conditions. Pakistan now needs to adopt the strategy of reducing land forces and increase the air power capability as being practiced by the other countries of the world, he opined.

Tech Club President Zubair Sheikh, in his welcome note mentioned that the American ambassador had said that Pakistan's JF-17 Thunder aircraft project was more dangerous than atom bomb and they made utmost efforts to roll back this project. In the end Tech Society President, Dr Muhammad Sadiq, thanked the guest speakers, Engineers, Doctors and Professors who participated in the seminar.

Daily Times - Leading News Resource of Pakistan

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