Failed Terrorist State of Pakistan: Idiotic Musings

[FalconSlayers]

Hard to fathom that a full time professional cricket team like Pakistan was defeated by a team consisting of part-time cricketers and software engineers.

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Got mogged by jeets who spend more time on Github than they do on net

 

[Arjun Mk1A]

Hard to fathom that a full time professional cricket team like Pakistan was defeated by a team consisting of part-time cricketers and software engineers.

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T20s are highly unpredictable and unforgiving if you are making mistake after mistake.

Even a 5 bad ball will kill the winning Chances in T20. On the other hand 50 overs and Test we can nullify them.

Pakistan batting was shit against US Bowling. Followed by iconic Pakistan fielding where each of their guys throws tantrums.

In the super over apart from first ball boundry remaining runs were taken in Singles and two and all of them went to Fielders. LOL pathetic throws and allowed them to convert singles to two's

 

[The Juggernaut]

 

[Jimih]

Got mogged by jeets who spend more time on Github than they do on net

On a lighter note,

US cricket team is now the representation of "Akhand Bharat".

US cricket team has Indians, Pakistanis, Sri Lankans and even a Nepali.

 

[Dr_Deep]

Me to Team Pakistan : " Ruladiya na Pyari ko...tum kanzarooro ko eisi massum si fandom ki layat hi nhi"
Me to Her: "Mohtarma..aapna dil hume matlab Team India ko de..na dil totega, na mayasusi jhelni padegi"

 

[lcafanboy]

World's Lumber 1 cricket fielding Team trained world's Lumber 1 Army.....

 

[Cheepek]

Lol

 

[FalconSlayers]

LMAO Top Lun Ft Paxtan Airphors copying dialogues from abbu US Airforce

 

[Marliii]

 

[Indx TechStyle]

"Suno Tambihe Makkaron" song
"Badal denge tumhare ram mandir murdkhano mein"
Winner Pakistan
At 1:26; "tumhare vaaste jannat hai thukrai hui duniya" (Chandrayaan-3).
Entertaining song though.

 

[Cheepek]

Looks like prime beggar of Pakistan will be back from China empty handed?



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"On the complex issue of protecting the lives of Chinese citizens in Pakistan, the prime minister said: “I will spare no effort to protect the lives of our Chinese brothers and sisters in Pakistan. I want to assure and guarantee you, that we will provide them security, more than our own self. This is my pledge and commitment that this will never happen again.”

 

[NutCracker]

No porky.. you import half of what India does despite having 10x smaller Dokumented Ekanamy.
Thats 5X times proportionately higher.

Spoiler: Pic

 

[lcafanboy]

Savage....

 

[Indx TechStyle]

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[Cheepek]

Condition of debris from the vehicle.....



"There was crater of around 4 feet deep and 6 feet wide at the site of the incident where the explosion occurred, an investigation officer told The Khorasan Diary."

Balochis are extremely good at these high intensity IEDs, now pashtuns are also learning from them

 

[Marliii]

Condition of debris from the vehicle.....

Pretty sure the crows had a feast.

 

[FalconSlayers]

Pretty sure the crows had a feast.

Crows don't indulge in cannibalism afaik

 

[Azaad]

Pretty sure the crows had a feast.

You ought to have written vultures

 

[FalconSlayers]

Premature Ejaculation

 

[Asmaka Mahajanapada]