Oh.... Jay.... You are factually wrong in most things stated above. I will try to answer each.
Us please invest your business here
In 2010, the US invested $9 billion in India, India invested $4.5 in the US. Not quite as one sided as you expected is it?
US please provide us access to latest military equipment
We just threw your outdated planes out of the MMRCA. The C 17 deal got the US approx 30000 jobs for 20 years. Be happy. We are paying you for it. Its not a freakin gift.
US please do a nuclear deal with us ( they lead the charge to open the NSG and have a pact without a NPT)
Here you are talking outta your arse. The nuclear deal was negoitiated at our terms. The NSG or whatever regime still do not have access to any of our military nuclear installations. The CTBT, NPT, and whatever else excl;usion treaties that the US created, specifically targeting India have all failed miserably as we have not signed or ratified any. Our nuclear industry and technology have grown independently and have equalled if not surpassed American or Western know-how. Do some reading on BARC capabilities and how nuclear scientists around the world are in awe of our understanding.
The only reason we needed the deal was access to uranium - to convert over a period of time into reactor grade plutonium. Which would enable us to trigger our own thorium cycle. And the only reason that the US agreed to the deal was that it would bring mucg needed business to their flagging nuclear corporations. Have no illusions about this buddy - It is a FACT
US please take us off the disallowed countries list and give us access to high tech dual usage technology
Simple answer - Israel. They are better and a more trustworthy ally than you are. Also please point to that ultra high sensitive dual use technology that only the US has access to.
US please make it easier for us to get involved in Afghanistan
The Afghans have scant respect for the US. They have a lot of respect for India. When your broke Government finally packs up their bags and leaves we will fill in the gap whether you like it or not.
US please open your markets for the Indian goods
No idea what your smoking but its actually the other way round. The US is one of the most open markets in the world. At the WTO the US has been banging on India's door for more than two decades to open our doors.
US please increase Visa for indians , we know over 60% of the Visas now given go exclusively to indians but we want more
Do you really think you have a choice on this. If you want intellectual capital, you better. Else get more clones from China.
Us please helps us with anti terrorism technology
What technology is that?
US please send your FBI after mumbai attacks ( had it not been for the US, world would not have the irefutable proof and clout to say that Pakistan ISI, govt was behind it)
Apologies, I dont know much about this one. You may even be right here.
US please.....
Yeah, what else?