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Germany vs Argentina 1-0 2014 ~ Full Highlights ~ World Cup 2014
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Page 27 chapter 4 line 2 says you are all idiotsHindu wife - tomato mehenga , pyaaz mehenga ,aata mehenga ,Ghee mehenga aisse me kaise chalega ....
Christian wife - chicken mehenga , olive oil mehenga ,bread AuR eggs mehenga ab kaise guzara Kare..
Hafiz saeeds wife - ammonium nitrate mehenga,sulphur mehenga ,copper wire mehnga ,gun powder mehenga ..hai mehengai
BZN - brother mehengai is already mentioned in fairy tale book ch 4 v 78 only religion of peace has solution for every problem, if every one becomes a follwer then there will be no problem of mehengai
God-What do you want?
Boy-A very beautiful girl.
God-If you are a muslim I'll give you
Katrina
If you are a hindu I'll give you
Kareena
and if you are christian I'll give you
Genelia,
What's your name...???
Boy-Abdul Namdev Fernandes
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God-
BOBBY DARLING deta hu sale ko,
Bahut oversmart ban raha
hai...!!!!
A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up n
shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back.
Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on.
U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile...
Moral: Start studying LAW�� hahaha
Teacher:Girl's FB Status -
Traveled in a BUS after such a
long time.. ?
Comments:
-- Awwwww..muah..??
Maybe next time we both can go
together sweetie..
You went without me ?? </ 3
Wow! I also wanna experience it
once..! ?
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Boy's FB Status - Traveled in a
BUS after such a long time..
Comments:
-- Haan toh saale usme hum kya
karein ??
Bas yehi aukaat hai teri !!
Saale ab tu rickshaw me jayega
toh bhi status rakhega ??
Chuze baap ko bol ek cycle toh
dila de kam se kam !!
Haan toh bhai ja..conductor ban
jaa uska !!
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..
Point to be noted: The boy got
more
comments for a change !!
omgMeanwhile in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU&app=desktop
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