Jokes Thread

[anoop_mig25]

 

[anoop_mig25]

 

[Mad Indian]

 

[Razor]

 

[The Last Stand]

That's what I do!

 

[Razor]

That's what I do!

Everybody does this. Dad and mom won't let me bunk a single day, so such measures need to be employed.

 

[ALBY]

 

[Razor]

 

[rajsking]

don't get it

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[Razor]

 

[ALBY]

don't get it

the dialogue is said by the man sitting there to the person who asks whether indian SF were there by seein the bullet ridddled area.

 

[angeldude13]

For kejru and alok nath lovers

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RENcw7a140[/video]

 

[W.G.Ewald]

the dialogue is said by the man sitting there to the person who asks whether indian SF were there by seein the bullet ridddled area.

I thought I got it until you explained it.

 

[bhramos]

 

[kseeker]

God decided it was time to end the world! So, he called together those whom he considered the three most influential people in the world.

• President of USA - Barak Obama
• President of China - Xi Jinping
• Prime Minister of India - our beloved Dr. MMS

The world will end, "God told them." You must go and tell your people about it!

Obama, made a live statement on TV. I've a GOOD News and a BAD News,he said.

Good News is that, we have been right, there's a GOD! The Bad News is that, he is Ending the World

Jinping, sent out a nationwide emergency message.I've a BAD News and a WORSE News, he said.

The bad news is that, we have been wrong all along - there's a GOD! The Worse News is that, he's Ending the World

MMS post meeting with God, calls up Sonia Madam and says, I've a GOOD News and a BEST News!

The Good news is that, God thinks I'm one of the 3 most influential people in the world

The Best news is that, we do not have to worry about, how to stop Narendra Modi from becoming next PM :balle:

 

[Neil]

Turkish Police SF breach

 

[Ash]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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[Ash]

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:


"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"