Jokes Thread

[Razor]

A Redhead tells her blonde friend, "I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde replies, "Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

Q: What do you call an Afghan Virgin ?
A: Never bin laid on.

 

[Razor]

Q: Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

 

[aragorn]

A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation.

All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room.

When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye

 

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[SajeevJino]

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Mary Smiles

 

[arnabmit]

This must be NOKO

 

[arnabmit]

 

[W.G.Ewald]

"I'm sure we have met before, miss. I never forget a face!"

 

[northernarunachalpradesh]

What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?

U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine?

 

[p2prada]

The nickname Flying Tank for those who didn't get it.

 

[cobra commando]

must .. Not .. Fap !

 

[cobra commando]

fap fap fap !

 

[cobra commando]

 

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