Gujju Tip 1: Except for pilots, air Hostesses & flight attendants...
Gujjus are the only people who do business all around the world!!
Gujju Tip 2: We are the reason why all those lanes are called " Khau Galli "
Gujju Tip 3 :
Time : 9 am.
Place : Any Mumbai Local (or anywhere else too)
Words : Bajaar aaje uppar chhe ke niche?
Gujju Tip 4 : We are spiritual, but our 'Satyanarayan ni katha' always
ends with 'shiro aaje mast thayo chhe......!
Gujju Tip 5 : Even our ABCD starts with B
B for Business
Gujju Tip 6 : Thepla is our bread and Athaanu is our butter
Gujju Tip 7 : A Gujju may feel tired after 10 mins of Walking,
But the same Gujju is still energetic after 5 HOURS of non stop garba
and dandiya !!
Gujju Tip 8 : Earth revolves around the Sun..
We revolve around FOOD
Gujju Tip 9 : Only a Gujju can Choose 'KajuKatri' over 'Rasgulla',
'Faafda' over 'Lays', 'Khaman' over 'Idli', and 'Daya bhabhi' over
'Kareena Kapoor'
Gujju Tip 10 : You are a 'pakki' gujju if you have gossiped about
someone for hours and then said, "javaade ema aapde shu? Jene je karvu
hoy te karva de"
Gujju Tip 11 : If your stock broker's surname doesn't end with Shah,
Mehta, Parekh or Patel, then you're definitely doing something wrong!
Gujju Tip 12 : Hindi hamko jara bhi nahi faavta hai..
Gujju Tip 13 : "Every Gujju will introduce their spouse as "Aa mara
Mrs. chhe or Aa mara Mr. che" !
Gujju Tip 14 : One Patel 's knowledge = Entire Google!..
Gujju Tip 15 : Doesn't matter how bad we are at pronouncing English
words , we still have guts to say those words out aloud in public
Gujju Tip 16 : The World says:Save Electricity, Save Water, Save Nature;
But Gujju says: Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya
Gujju Tip 17 : Parents won't care a bit what they want or what we
want.... they only know what our relatives don't want..
'' Na Na
dikra, sagga vhala shu kehshe''
Gujju Tip 18 : Easiest way to identify a Gujju somewhere abroad..Sport
shoes under formal pants!
Gujju Tip 19: When you start singing bollywood songs and end up
singing garba songs... You are a true Gujju!
Gujju Tip 20 : Just a matter of time before we have own version of KFC -
Khandwi & Fafda Chaat house!!
Anyone for McDhokla??
Gujju Tip 21 : If you have already started thinking about Navratris
and that too once everyday,
Congrats, you are a True Gujju