Jokes Thread

[sayareakd]

BOSOM BUDDIES? Christina Aguilera with Hillary Clinton at an awards function in Washington

ehh where is the old lady looking??

she must be thinking one of the two, or both,

First Bill is going to like them

Second, wow i am going to like them.

Both: Bill and i, both are going to like them.

 

[aragorn]

 

[aragorn]

In Lok Sabha, a congress MP during his speech told a story.....

"There was a father who gave 100 rupees each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought hay for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."

The MP added "Our Prime Minister is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"

A voice from the backbench asked "Where is the remaining Rs. 99??

 

[LurkerBaba]

Physicists make great parents

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Apollyon]

Q. - What Is The Short Form Of
Sonia Gandhi,
Congress Party,
And
ManMohan Singh...?

A. - "SCAM"

 

[farhan_9909]

got this funny msg son my friend few months before

take it just as a msg


14-August-2025

President of Pakistan visited USA 2 help them,

Pakistan most peaceful land,

Pakistan won football world cup 2025,

India begged Pakistan to forgive them

BUSH bin laden was killed in USA by a Pakistani drone attack,

Rs. 1= 10$

Petrol:

Rs.20/barrel

Pakistan gave 10billions aid to USA,UK

all this can happen only if you support Imran khan



written by a hardcore fan of imran khan i guess

 

[opesys]

Rajinikanth vs Sardar

How much is 8 divided by 2 ?

Rajini: haha jujubi fourrrrrr...........
Sardar: Depend karta hi...horizontally ho tho zero and vertically ho tho three...
Sardar wins, Rajini loses for the first time!

 

[VIP]

 

[drkrn]

got this funny msg son my friend few months before

take it just as a msg


14-August-2025

President of Pakistan visited USA 2 help them,

Pakistan most peaceful land,

Pakistan won football world cup 2025,

India begged Pakistan to forgive them

BUSH bin laden was killed in USA by a Pakistani drone attack,

Rs. 1= 10$

Petrol:

Rs.20/barrel

Pakistan gave 10billions aid to USA,UK

all this can happen only if you support Imran khan



written by a hardcore fan of imran khan i guess

hey the rupee symbol is of Indian rupee

 

[aragorn]

hey the rupee symbol is of Indian rupee

They dont have anything of their own. Even they are stealing indian rupee symbol

 

[Bangalorean]

hey the rupee symbol is of Indian rupee

They dont have anything of their own. Even they are stealing indian rupee symbol

Actually, to be fair to him, DFI automatically converts "R s ." written without spaces into Rs.

 

[aragorn]

Actually, to be fair to him, DFI automatically converts "R s ." written without spaces into Rs.

ya. i know that. thats why i hv added troll imoticon in my post

 

[Yusuf]

23 yr old girl got pregnant.
Mother angrily shouts:
"Who was dat bastard? Call him"
.
30 min later, a big car stops in front of their home.
A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out.
Man: "I'm sorry for the problem.
But I cant marry her.
If a Gal is born, I give 2 stores, a villa & 2 millions.
If a Boy is born, I give 2 factories & 5 millions.
But in case of Miscarriage,
suggest what do I do?"
.
The mother said:
.
---- HER AGAIN.:-

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

Last one will scare you

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Raj30]