Jokes Thread

H.A. · Feb 2, 2012

probably not a joke but good to watch

Vyom · Feb 2, 2012

Two blind men and a little friend

Yusuf · Feb 3, 2012

SAHARA has withdrawn its sponsorship to Indian Cricket Team..& new Sponsors are "Whisper Ultra" as Team is going through its worst PERIODS.

amitkriit · Feb 4, 2012

Kitten Massage

amitkriit · Feb 4, 2012

Best Buddies

amitkriit · Feb 4, 2012

Kisses

Virendra · Feb 4, 2012

This pic is causing a laugh riot on FB

bhramos · Feb 4, 2012

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Yusuf · Feb 5, 2012

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.

The villagers started catching the monkeys.

The man bought thousands of monkeys at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!

Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!

Virendra · Feb 5, 2012

Best way to humiliate a bully. Must watch trick for all the muscled "macho" men !!

bhramos · Feb 5, 2012

Muje ashirvad karo maa

Just 4 joke, no political aims or strings......

SpArK · Feb 5, 2012

JF-17 block 3

Mad Indian · Feb 5, 2012

self delete ..... repeat

Mad Indian · Feb 5, 2012

A girl vomits....
Her parents scream WHO IS THAT RASCAL.....

A boy vomits
His parents say YOU drunken RASCAL

WTF.....

Mad Indian · Feb 5, 2012

a boy does a mistake
the girl scolds him...
He asks sorry...

The girl does a mistake
the boy scolds him,
the girl starts crying
The Boy asks Sorry :wave:

anoop_mig25 · Feb 7, 2012

one · Feb 7, 2012

dr.kamalakumar said:
a boy does a mistake
the girl scolds him...
He asks sorry...

The girl does a mistake
the boy scolds him,
the girl starts crying
The Boy asks Sorry

I did not get your joke. Are you talking about threesome??? :faint2:

mayfair · Feb 7, 2012

one said:
I did not get your joke. Are you talking about threesome???

Parthy · Feb 7, 2012

Cute!!!

sayareakd · Feb 7, 2012

SpArK said:
JF-17 block 3

with super stealth it wont show on radar.

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