Jokes Thread

[Kunal Biswas]

with super stealth it wont show on radar.

Don`t miss the super cruise

 

[Kunal Biswas]

 

[Kunal Biswas]

An Englisman is on a vacation in Vancouver, BC, during a bus tour, he turns right to the guide and just ask : "is there anywhere I can smoke a fag?" and the guide to answer : "No, we're pretty tolerant around here."

 

[Kunal Biswas]

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one of them turned to the other and asked "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Kunal Biswas]

 

[Godless-Kafir]

OMG OMG OMG...!

That kid does look ugly as hell but some how i think he is considered good looking in the US!!

 

[W.G.Ewald]

What we anticipate seldom occurs. What we least expect generally occurs.- Benjamin Disraeli.

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. "Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?" I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

With age comes wisdom.

 

[Mad Indian]

I did not get your joke. Are you talking about threesome???

Sry my bad it is supposed to be a her not him

 

[Yusuf]

"remember the tingly feeling when you first fell in love? It's actually common sense leaving the body"!!!!

 

[Godless-Kafir]

"remember the tingly feeling when you first fell in love? It's actually common sense leaving the body"!!!!

Is that what it was!!!

 

[Animesh Agarwal]

 

[Iamanidiot]

Why would they take something sacred like porn and watch it in the filthy environs of the Karnataka Legislative assembly?
by overrated

 

[Apollyon]

"remember the tingly feeling when you first fell in love? It's actually common sense leaving the body"!!!!

:kiss:

 

[Apollyon]

American ARROGANCE

 

[Iamanidiot]

 

[Yusuf]

I asked my friend to always embrace his mistakes.....he started crying and hugged his wife!!!

 

[nrj]

 

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