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mahesh
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i don't think this as a joke !!
The reasons are long debatable & everyone in and around politics are more or less cheats, but the main reason is He is the Prime minister of republic India!!
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1)Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
2)A maid is being fired for shoddy work. When her employer has finished talking the maid
takes 5 pounds out of her purse and gives it to her.
"What's this for?" asks her former employer.
"Its for your dog." Replies the maid. "He's been helping me clean the dishes for weeks!"
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.
"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
2)A maid is being fired for shoddy work. When her employer has finished talking the maid
takes 5 pounds out of her purse and gives it to her.
"What's this for?" asks her former employer.
"Its for your dog." Replies the maid. "He's been helping me clean the dishes for weeks!"
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GOP candidate Rick Perry blows up 
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But you read through it right? Its the last one that gets me
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