Jokes Thread

[Atavistic]

 

[thebakofbakchod]

how bad is this factory lmao. big problem here is many factory bosses treat labourers as dispensable.

 

[A chauhan]

bhagwasach by Hindus of India on Instagram: "Educated CM? 🤥 #arvindkejriwal #hoireels"

3,307 likes, 163 comments - bhagwasach on May 25, 2024: "Educated CM? 🤥 #arvindkejriwal #hoireels".

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Kejru - I went to jail to save my country!

 

[indiatester]

I can relate

 

[Azaad]

BREAKING NEWS :

PAXTANI UMRAH PILGRIM UNABLE TO STAND UP TO EXIT EMIRATES A380 UPON ARRIVAL IN JEDDAH.

It is now the season for Muslims to perform Umrah. Many stories have emerged, claiming that those with many sins will not be able to see the Kaaba, cannot step foot on the holy land, and various others.

A Paxtani pilgrim Abdul Latif in his 60s, boarded an Airbus A380 plane in Karachi . When the plane landed in Jeddah, he suddenly could not stand up to exit. He sat back down, tried to stand again, but still could not.


He started seeking forgiveness and reciting the verses of the Koran loudly, startling the other pilgrims. He remembered his past sins and apologized, confessing all his mistakes to his cousin cum wife, including admitting to having a younger second wife whom he had married just 6 months before departing for the holy land.

The flight attendant approached the pilgrim, "What's wrong with you, uncle...? You look pale..."

In a loud voice, he replied, "Uncle can't get up because uncle has committed many sins towards auntie..."

" Uncle... you need to unfasten your seat belt to stand up...."

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[another_armchair]

 

[DingDong]

Wuhoooo

 

[Azaad]

Happiest Rider ever 🤩🤣 #zomato #rider #ridergirl #riders #bikers #bike #laddakh #roadtrip #bmw

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Zomato's Brand Ambassador with a side eyed helmet mounted & a scarf underneath killer smile apart from a killer attitude especially for crybabies here who keep cribbing about being taxed to death . Pun unintended.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Comett]

 

[tsunami]

Wuhoooo

Seen it 100s of times... still funny.

 

[tsunami]

 

[thebakofbakchod]

 

[jai jaganath]

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This infra story guy everyday recieves worse insults and taunts but even then he posts his shitty take on every matter and everyday like a typical IT cell

 

[Azaad]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars Apne hei Allinace Partner Ki Pol Khol de.

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars From Alternate Time Line.

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars