Jokes Thread

[Cheran]

World's most Sigma man ever 🗿#motivation #sigma

#motivation #alenwalker #memes #alpha #funny #google #sigma #india #chandrayaan3 #isro

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[Blademaster]

World's most Sigma man ever 🗿#motivation #sigma

#motivation #alenwalker #memes #alpha #funny #google #sigma #india #chandrayaan3 #isro

www.youtube.com

translation needed!!!

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

translation needed!!!

Reporter - What is your name?

Man- Deepak

R- You work here the whole day. Are you able to survive with the money you get?

( The other guy intervenes)

M- What are you asking

R- What is your masla (matter)?

M- I don't have masla, I have tasla (pan used by construction workers to carry cement, bricks etc.)

R- What will I do with the tasla?

M- Get me some work

R- Do I look like someone who is going to give you work?

M- Do we look like someone who has come here to give interview?

R- You are speaking in a very wrong tone

M- I am not a media person who will change his tone for some money

R- Because of this bad tone you have remained a labourer

M- So what? I am not begging from you to fill my stomach

R- You don't have any idea about the power of media. We are the 4th pillar of democracy

M- I have 13 years experience of breaking pillars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[The Juggernaut]

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[pankaj nema]

 

[Love Charger]

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Haldilal is wildin

 

[Satish Sharma]

 

[Satish Sharma]

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[tsunami]

World's most Sigma man ever 🗿#motivation #sigma

#motivation #alenwalker #memes #alpha #funny #google #sigma #india #chandrayaan3 #isro

www.youtube.com

These are bunch of jokers who take 1 week to right this script and make a reel for it. L**d sigma.

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[A chauhan]

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Ye kya BC hai Modi ji ! - Shehbaz Sharif.

 

[lcafanboy]

Finally Modi Weds His Love Meloni....

 

[Satish Sharma]

Ye Desh ek aur Italian bardash nhi kar sakta.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

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[Johny_Baba]

since He's getting married and before this pre-wedding celebration whatever he had launched a "Vantara" animal conservatory project in Jamnagar, let me tell you all guys something that perhaps you might not know

So, a neighbour brahmin family at my place here, doing Pujari and Jyotishya karya since more than five generations now; their youngest son is also working as Pujari in Jogani Maa Mandir run by Ambani Parivar in Jamnagar's Refinery; due to this he often comes in touch with Ambani Parivar time-to-time...when that guy came back here once he briefly told about their lifestyle which was mostly consisting of your typical rich-lavish stuffs you would often hear about them; but some things he told us...
> Anant bhai has genuine love for animals, like, he often gets street dogs and cows and other animals fed by his staffs, BUT HE ONCE EVEN GOT HIMSELF A PAALTU GADHA, YES A PET DONKEY, from somewhere and got it nurtured
> Anant bhai was gifted an expensive 8-karod worth italian car (he is not sure which one, i mean ferrarri or lamborghini, he did not know much about cars) by Adani's son on Anant's birthday, he drove it for maximum 8 to 10 minutes on their highway-tier inroads at refinery, parked it back and did not bother with it again

 

[Hindu Nationalist]