Jokes Thread

[indiatester]

 

[another_armchair]

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Programmer needs to be tossed into PIP.

The world moved beyond synchronization after the entire concurrency series was redone from 1.5 on.

 

[Atavistic]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars The Women will start in last 5 K.M's of the Marathon. Yeh to Bhedbhav hai Mahilao ke sath. Hum 299 me pura 10km bhagenge aur vo keval 5 K.M. ?. Galat hai.

🥲

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars The Power Rangers Spaced Patrol Delta, Indian versions.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[Azaad]

This SC observation deserves this thread :-


Result of collegium system. Anti national judges.

If I didn't know better I'd say Raja Mahmudabad's descendants & their advisors cum advocates representing them in various courts including the SC like Salman Khurshid were behind this. Put in simple terms - someone instigated this case with a view to prise open the original case once again of the title ship of the said properties thru indirect means .

GoI should move swiftly , abolish the custodianship of the said properties & claim ownership thru legislation. Will this be challenged in the SC ? Like night follows day , it will. Which in turn would require another round of legislation if the ruling goes against the GoI. This isn't going to be over soon by a long shot.

Just goes to show how Nehru went out of his way to accommodate these vermin with successive Congress governments making sure there wasn't any closure to this , keeping the issue alive as it were , for heirs of such properties to claim it in future , which apathy & kicking the can down the road by successive non Congress governments including the NDA ensured & here we are .

 

[another_armchair]

Dated 2017 but ...

Techie 'uses owl to scare tenant into vacating house'

A software engineer used a rather ingenious method to evict a tenant from a house in Cottonpet...

www.deccanherald.com

A software engineer used a rather ingenious method to evict a tenant from a house in Cottonpet, central Bengaluru. He, along with four others, deployed an owl to scare a Marwadi family into vacating the house they had rented recently.

The landlord had asked the tenant to vacate the house following an argument. The tenant, however, refused to move out until the rental agreement expired.

Not having his way, the landlord got in touch with a software engineer named Manmohan who gave him the useful tip that some Marwadis consider owls entering a house a bad omen and will never live in it. This got the landlord thinking. He paid Manmohan Rs 2.5 lakh to evict the family using an owl.

Manmohan roped in four of his friends and caught an owl from Hunsur, Mysuru district.

The bird was then brought to New Mega Guest House, a dormitory owned by the landlord. Once the owl was accustomed to the guest house, it was released into the tenant’s house.

The Marwadi family panicked and decided to vacate the house.

The family, however, realised after some time that the incident was stage-managed by the landlord to evict them.

The tenant approached the forest cell of the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) and filed a complaint.

A team of CID sleuths led by DySP Balarame Gowda raided the guest house, rescued the owl and arrested the suspects. The four other suspects are Mudeer, Basit, Saleem and Zubair.

The CID believes the suspects could be involved in more wildlife crimes. According to the Indian Wildlife Protection Act 1972, it’s a crime to keep such birds under captivity. The owl has been sent to a rescue centre.

 

[SKC]

 

[indiatester]

Mudi must rejine

 

[A chauhan]

Unauthorised repair shop ...

 

[FactsPlease]

I'm NOT the originator. And, below supposed to be in R-U war thread, but I do hold a minimum respect to those Ukraine soldiers who lost their lives...

Q: why Zelensky claimed Ukraine has ONLY 31k soldiers killed in war, so far?
A: he just meant to say: Ukraine will NOT pay any pensions more than 31k Ukraine soldiers...

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars The Le Indian Railways.

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[kaboom]

 

[Comett]

 

[Shiv sagar]

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Bhaad me jaaye farming... where is the bed?