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Mother with mothafucka...

 

[The Juggernaut]

 

[The Juggernaut]

 

[Crazywithmath]

 

[stat231]

Directions Regulating Firecrackers Apply To All States In Country, Not Just Delhi : Supreme Court

The Supreme Court on Tuesday (07.11.2023) clarified that its earlier directions against the use o

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[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars famous actors with their stunt doubles.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Rohit : We should reject religion based nations created by imperialists
Abdul : Yes brother mashallah
Rohit : The original inhabitants must be given the land back
Abdul : May Allah grant you the lowest level of hell habibi
Rohit : From the river to the sea
Abdul : From the river to the sea
Rohit : Sindhu desh will be free

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[patriots]

Baba supremacy

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indiatester]

Ms. D'Souza from Goa decided to make a movie and named it:
"Roz Meri Maarlo"
Censor board objected.
Ms. D'Souza told the censor board, "ye 3 ladkiyo ki kahani hai... Rose, Mary & Maarlow..!"
Board asked to change the sequence. D'Souza happily agreed & told the censor board, "U can put their names in any sequence you want I have no objection"
Censor Board is still Trying.. you may suggest and help...

 

[Azaad]

Literally who goes for morning walk on Rajpath on such polluted morning in Delhi!!!

Delhi walo ko walk ak alag hi chaska hai!

After a car accident in Delhi, a young guy comes out of his car shouting,

"Gaadi thok di Fuddu BC , tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai...?"

The other guy slaps him hard and says,

"Dhyan se dekh , main tera baap hi hoon"

#Delhi polution

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[Corvus Splendens]

 

[Jimih]

This was a pure suicide by batsman.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Azaad]

Ronnie(Parsi) : Took a selfie with a pressure cooker on the stove.

He Put it on FaceBook with a question: ...”Wife is out for a few days, BC, how do I make tea and with how many pressure cooker whistles???”*

He got several informative responses from his male Parsi friends...


Adil : Bhosrina, Cooker comes with one whistle, why do you want more whistles? BC sala.


Hoshang: What a gelchodyo! You don't need a cooker to make tea, try a kadai (wok).


Zubin : MC, Soak tea leaves in water for two hours, add milk and boil. One whistle is enough.


Nozer : Cooker Whistle? Bhosrina! Go near the window and whistle.Neighbor's wife might offer you a cup of tea.


Cyrus: Gandu, Gand maraweche ke su?Wife is out...and, you want tea? Are you out of your mind,MC? Get soda and whisky, then whistle, I'll come.


Don't know how many of you will relate to it but for those who know the Parsi ( Zoroastrian ) community in India , this is the way they normally converse peppering their language with plenty of abuses , being the first to laugh at themselves given their eccentricities & the first to make & share such jokes on themselves.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[The Juggernaut]

Pakistan has literacy rate of 55% but population fluent in English is 59%??