Jokes Thread

[FalconZero]

The last one is not accurate,

For that amount, there should be more girls and less clothes.

In some places for 2k you can get 2 + no clothes and STD. Win win?

 

[Indo-Aryan]

That moment when you want to hug these beauties but in the back of the mind you know you will probably end up in their stomach.

 

[prasadr14]

In some places for 2k you can get 2 + no clothes and STD. Win win?

We all die mate.

The journey is much more important. Should not really be embarrassed about itchy balls.

In fact in Pakistan scratching balls is considered manly.
Just search for nawaz sharif scratching balls on youtube.

 

[Covfefe]

These types of memes are the reason why Jaya aunty is angry old woman.

I guess it's the other way round. Because aunty is so crass, such memes exist. Damn, then look at Rekha ji

 

[doreamon]

Hindi translation - Ask these people what price the food is !

 

[BlackViking]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[zanxjay]

Her bio "Activist. Healer. Radical intersectionalist poet. Nonwhite. Ecosexual. Pronouns: variable. Selfless and brave. Buy my books. " wtf wondering how twitter hasn't banned her (oops them)

 

[Lonewolf]

Her bio "Activist. Healer. Radical intersectionalist poet. Nonwhite. Ecosexual. Pronouns: variable. Selfless and brave. Buy my books. " wtf

She writes sarcasm

 

[zanxjay]

She writes sarcasm

Pretty much

 

[doreamon]

Bruhh ... so dramatic ..


They also made the guests to donate blood in a nearby blood donation camp ..

 

[Lonewolf]

Bruhh ... so dramatic ..


They also made the guests to donate blood in a nearby blood donation camp ..

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While rajasthani marries underage kids for bike in dowry .

Rajasthani +1

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Tactical Doge]

ah yes i love giving my penis a frostbite!

Is this you my friend

 

[FalconZero]

Bruhh ... so dramatic ..


They also made the guests to donate blood in a nearby blood donation camp ..

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Imagine being a hostel dwelling collegerat jumping into a wedding night only to get caught and end up donating the alcohol and drugs rich blood...Nice!

Is this you my friend

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I hope snowman gave consent, otherwise very sad.

 

[FalconZero]

opinions

 

[gbarik5]

F

 

[THESIS THORON]

Is this you my friend

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I am wondering how he would have lost his penis....

did the penis dropped suddenly ???

 

[Tactical Doge]

I am wondering how he would have lost his penis....

did the penis dropped suddenly ???

It's frost bite
His blood vessels shrinked and/or just straight up fuckin' lopped off due to the cold
Since the "tool" itself is just a big pile of blood vessels, it shouldn't take much time for that effect to kick in, instead of cold, your nervous tissue will send inflammation signals from the "tool" to the brain, due to which he must have felt extreme pain and immediate flaccidity, he must have been taking cocaine instead of three meals per day

The fact that he managed to fkk the snow lady all the way through without going flaccid and feeling the pain is just something commendable
As a great man once said

Men will find new ways to dick down, you can't defeat the cock.

 

[Covfefe]

It's frost bite
His blood vessels shrinked and/or just straight up fuckin' lopped off due to the cold
Since the "tool" itself is just a big pile of blood vessels, it shouldn't take much time for that effect to kick in, instead of cold, your nervous tissue will send inflammation signals from the "tool" to the brain, due to which he must have felt extreme pain and immediate flaccidity, he must have been taking cocaine instead of three meals per day

The fact that he managed to fkk the snow lady all the way through without going flaccid and feeling the pain is just something commendable
As a great man once said

de ke experts hain yahan