Jokes Thread

[Anirbann Datta]

Is it what 'IS' it!!!
Thanks, but no thanks!

 

[pankaj nema]

 

[indus]

Haldilal doing gang wars

Everythingg Yourelate on Instagram: "It's 95 million views Tag your friends 😂 ✩ Mercury Mercury is the closest planet from the Sun. The side facing the sun is extremely hot, whereas the other side is incredibly cold. The temperatures range from -150 C to 425. Without your spacesuit, you’d either freeze or instantly turn into a carbon brick, depending on which side of the planet you were standing on. Without any gear, you would survive for less than 2 minutes. ✩Venus It is a real hell. The temperature on its surface is approximately 400 C. Its surface pressure is also about 90 times greater than that of Earth. A spacesuit designed for Venus would need to be constructed of titanium. Without a spacesuit, one would get squashed in seconds, if you didn’t get turned into dust. ✩Earth: Thanks to the wonderful atmosphere, food and water, and everything else that makes our home planet liveable, you can get in a good 80 or more years here. Earth is perfect for us. ✩Mars It is very cold, but the atmosphere is very thin ‘Tyson says, “so the intensity of the cold won’t be as biting as it might otherwise feel at that temperature on Earth.” ✩ Jupiter Jupiter is literally just a ball of gas with a solid core. So there’s nothing to land on. If you were to jump on it, you would just descend into nothingness. The gases inside this giant are highly pressurized, so without any gear, you would get crushed instantly, i.e., in less than 1 second. ✰✰✰ Just like Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are enormous balls of gas. One would get crushed almost instantly if you attempted to stand on these planets in any condition. #cartoon #cartoondrawing #cartooning #cartoonedits #cartoonstyle #cartoontattoo #cartooncharacter #cartoony #cartoonartist #cartoonmemes #cartoonistsofinstagram #cartoonetwork #cartooncharacters #cartoonedit #cartoonillustration #cartoonportrait #cartoonz #cartoonarts #cartoonlover #cartoonprofilepic #cartoonme"

everythingyourelate on May 4, 2024: "It's 95 million views Tag your friends 😂 ✩ Mercury Mercury is the closest planet from the Sun. The side facing the sun is extreme...".

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[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars My Whole Life was a Lie.

 

[zathura98]

Ya'll Nibbiars My Whole Life was a Lie.

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u will be amazed to know that in real life , jetha is much older than bapuji

 

[Jimih]

u will be amazed to know that in real life , jetha is much older than bapuji

I never watch Bapuji's scenes while Iam eating at home. His teeth make me wanna puke.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Ya'll Nibbiars My Whole Life was a Lie.

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Iske biwi bachche har raat kyaa sochte honge

 

[Satish Sharma]

Iske biwi bachche har raat kyaa sochte honge

Iski to shadi nhi ho rhi '
Mere do do baap

 

[Arjun Mk1A]

That samsung pics is actually a kind of fake. The moment you clicked the moon picture, the image processing simply pre used an existing moon shot and show it as ours.

MKBHD and others talked about it.

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[FalconSlayers]

 

[Satish Sharma]

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Shame on Johnny depp. Ye bhi bik gya bjp ke hatho..
Acha hua biwi chod ke chali gyi

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Anirbann Datta]

 

[NutCracker]

Ghaas bhaalya var bhaala , is scissors for men.

Spoiler: Translation

 

[patriots]

 

[Arjun Mk1A]

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Need to study how Shela Rashid got a greatest software update ever in the history.

 

[pankaj nema]