Jokes Thread

[Covfefe]

ok guis viva bhi ho gaya, phaaad diya

Phad Diya part is constant in vivas
The real question is kisne phaada?

 

[THESIS THORON]

Phad Diya part is constant in vivas
The real question is kisne phaada?

maine bro, 3 question diye the aur ek practical

practical ke question ka ans

Num=int(input("enter number of  character of rangoli you want:  "))
for i in range(Num-1,-1,-1):
    for X in range(i):
        print(end="--")
    for X in range(Num-1,i,-1):
        print(chr(X+97),end="-")
    for X in range(i,Num):
        if X != Num-1:
            print(chr(X+97),end="-")
        else:
            print(chr(X+97),end="")
    for X in range(2*i):
        print(end="-")
    print()
for i in range(1,Num):
    for X in range(i):
        print(end="--")
    for X in range(Num-1,i,-1):
        print(chr(X+97),end="-")
    for X in range(i,Num):
        if X != Num-1:
            print(chr(X+97),end="-")
        else:
            print(chr(X+97),end="")


    for X in range(2*i):
        print(end="-")
    print()

 

[Covfefe]

maine bro, 3 question diye the aur ek practical

practical ke question ka ans

Num=int(input("enter number of  character of rangoli you want:  "))
for i in range(Num-1,-1,-1):
    for X in range(i):
        print(end="--")
    for X in range(Num-1,i,-1):
        print(chr(X+97),end="-")
    for X in range(i,Num):
        if X != Num-1:
            print(chr(X+97),end="-")
        else:
            print(chr(X+97),end="")
    for X in range(2*i):
        print(end="-")
    print()
for i in range(1,Num):
    for X in range(i):
        print(end="--")
    for X in range(Num-1,i,-1):
        print(chr(X+97),end="-")
    for X in range(i,Num):
        if X != Num-1:
            print(chr(X+97),end="-")
        else:
            print(chr(X+97),end="")


    for X in range(2*i):
        print(end="-")
    print()

Bhai main mechanical engineer with a general management degree. Coding mein mhari maansik sthiti theek na he. Google it whenever I'm forced to do some mostly in R (python seekhna pipe dream reh gaya)

 

[Cheran]

Why the frack is Netflix giving me the below suggestion:-

I swear, in the name of the Gods, that there is nothing in my search/browser history that would warrant this.

 

[indus]

Aren't you married? Sorry will not get into personal lyf stories.

BTW this is liderally me, not joking totally

Type in to Quora and you wl get numerous answers to the question

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[tsunami]

Ya'll Nibbiars

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These types of memes are the reason why Jaya aunty is angry old woman.

 

[Haldilal]

These types of memes are the reason why Jaya aunty is angry old woman.

Ya'll Nibbiars

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[thefewthefearless]

View attachment 126824

ah yes i love giving my penis a frostbite!

 

[thefewthefearless]

Why the frack is Netflix giving me the below suggestion:-

View attachment 127086

I swear, in the name of the Gods, that there is nothing in my search/browser history that would warrant this.

watch red sparrow once

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Indo-Aryan]

1000bce

Russians were speaking Iranian language and these zoropeans have balls to look down at us and claim Sanskrit came from Russia.

 

[Indo-Aryan]

If Russian fathers had sired Modern Indians we would have been going around calling our dads otets.


Seems like its Russian mothers who sired Modern Indians thats why we go around calling our Mothers mama .....ma for short.


Only joking

 

[FalconZero]

Bhai main mechanical engineer with a general management degree. Coding mein mhari maansik sthiti theek na he. Google it whenever I'm forced to do some mostly in R (python seekhna pipe dream reh gaya)

Python is waaayyy easy, https://overiq.com/python-101/intro-to-python/ on the weekend rather than wasting time on some mallu porn go through the above link. You will know more than theoasjdfo about python.

It gets your basics covered then go to javapoint and select python and learn about libraries or search about the library you want to use and we are good.

Why the frack is Netflix giving me the below suggestion:-

View attachment 127086

I swear, in the name of the Gods, that there is nothing in my search/browser history that would warrant this.

Are you trans female lesbian by any chance?

 

[doreamon]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[indiatester]

 

[prasadr14]

View attachment 127146

The last one is not accurate,

For that amount, there should be more girls and less clothes.