Jokes Thread

[Hindu Nationalist]

According to Tribune.pk the Pakistani Rupee is the world's best currency.

Rupee becomes world’s best currency | The Express Tribune

Gains significant ground against dollar in wake of excessive inflow of foreign currency

tribune.com.pk

 

[Tactical Doge]

Pak rupee Asia’s worst currency: Bloomberg

KARACHI: A renowned economic news outlet has termed Pak rupee worst performer in Asia.The rupee has plunged more than 20% in the past year, making it the worst performer in a basket of 13 currencies...

www.thenews.com.pk

According to Tribune.pk the Pakistani Rupee is the world's best currency.

Rupee becomes world’s best currency | The Express Tribune

Gains significant ground against dollar in wake of excessive inflow of foreign currency

tribune.com.pk

Hum kisko viswas kare ab

 

[notaname]

 

[Tactical Doge]

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Don't worry
MS Dhoni is right there with an MPATGM, he'll knock it out
(Don't forget the suicide bomber in the middle)
Also
It is Fucker Zamaan on the tank (pun intended), he wouldn't hit anything even if he wanted to

 

[pankaj nema]

कभी किसी को छोटा न समझिए,* *हज़ारों के कपड़े शोरूम में लटकते रह गए और छोटा सा मास्क करोड़ो का व्यापार कर गया।*

English Translation

Never underestimate anyone by their Size

In the last one year , Expensive Clothes were left unsold in many High End Showrooms , But The Humble little mask
Had a Huge sale of CRORES of Rupees

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

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This is the scene Directors like Nolan and McQuarrie die for.

Also why is there no bayonet on Chahal's Winchester Rifle as he's going for an old school WW1 charge?
Also one pakistani has an ATGM launcher inside his ass.
Why is Yuvraj Singh praying in the middle of WW3?
Virat sir is injured and is chanting "Ben Strokes", probably summoning extra reinforcements from the English team.
And why tf rest of the Team is camping instead of helping out their Comrades?
Why are Pakistanis using a German Tank?
Also why no Air support against the Tank?

So many questions unanswered.

 

[airstrike99]

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oh...looks like after the sri lanka vs pakistan match, they realised ak 47's are not enough to kill sri lankan players. so they upgraded their weapons to fight with indian cricket team.

 

[Tactical Doge]

House in Jannah
He should've promised the 72, would get more funding that way

 

[Lonewolf]

House in Jannah
He should've promised the 72, would get more funding that way

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Are you distracting us from mig , he will bomb the shit out of masjid

 

[Tactical Doge]

Are you distracting us from mig , he will bomb the shit out of masjid

Lol
Those are dummy rounds on it's pylons

 

[yourgodisweak]

 

[yourgodisweak]

 

[Maharaj samudragupt]

Here's the Doge version

Start music is kalinka

 

[panzerfeist1]

 

[Tactical Doge]

These Feminazis and their idiotic musings

I remember a time when a Femmi mallu actor put out a video saying when she was a teenager, her mother gave a piece of fried fish from her plate to her brother (with tears)

 

[Haldilal]

Ya'll Nibbiars

Woman Discovers Her Son's Bride is Her Long Lost Daughter

A woman in eastern China had the shock of her life when she found out that her son was marrying her long-lost daughter. The reunion occurred right at the would-be spouses' wedding in Suzhou, Jiangsu province on March 31, according to Sohu News. The shocking discovery was made after the woman...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Lonewolf]

Ya'll Nibbiars

Woman Discovers Her Son's Bride is Her Long Lost Daughter

A woman in eastern China had the shock of her life when she found out that her son was marrying her long-lost daughter. The reunion occurred right at the would-be spouses' wedding in Suzhou, Jiangsu province on March 31, according to Sohu News. The shocking discovery was made after the woman...

www.yahoo.com

Filmy , cri ge cringe cringe

 

[HitmanBlood]

House in Jannah
He should've promised the 72, would get more funding that way

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They showed me the same ads on youtube until I flaged that ad as promotes terrorism and now youtube is no longer showing me this ad.

 

[Tactical Doge]

 

[airstrike99]

the gandhi that we actually wanted.