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[Imaxxx]

Clueless iPhone 7 owners destroy new handsets after YouTube prank dupes them into DRILLING their own headphone jack.

Clueless iPhone 7 owners have been destroying their new £600-handsets after watching a prank video advising them to drill a hole for their headphones.


Apple's slick new phone comes without a headphone jack, unlike any of its predecessors, as the tech giant encourages its customers to invest in wireless ear pieces.

The cruel but funny tutorial instructs iPhone uses to clamp their precious new mobiles in place before creating their own jack with a 3.5mm drill
While the majority of viewers were not taken in by the wind-up video, which has been viewed more than 8 million times, some have been left scratching their heads after their destructive DIY adjustment made no difference.

James Ceja wrote: ‘I tried this and ended up with display destruction and it not working… I really committed the biggest mistake of my life by watching the his video.’

David Iriarte posted: ‘ A friend of mine told me it worked for him, but my iPhone won’t turn on after I drilled the hole for the jack. I checked and it was the 3.5mm drill, so I made no mistake there! What happened? Any of you have the same problem?’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Tube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

 

[Imaxxx]

Clueless iPhone 7 owners destroy new handsets after YouTube prank dupes them into DRILLING their own headphone jack.

Clueless iPhone 7 owners have been destroying their new £600-handsets after watching a prank video advising them to drill a hole for their headphones.


Apple's slick new phone comes without a headphone jack, unlike any of its predecessors, as the tech giant encourages its customers to invest in wireless ear pieces.

The cruel but funny tutorial instructs iPhone uses to clamp their precious new mobiles in place before creating their own jack with a 3.5mm drill
While the majority of viewers were not taken in by the wind-up video, which has been viewed more than 8 million times, some have been left scratching their heads after their destructive DIY adjustment made no difference.

James Ceja wrote: ‘I tried this and ended up with display destruction and it not working… I really committed the biggest mistake of my life by watching the his video.’

David Iriarte posted: ‘ A friend of mine told me it worked for him, but my iPhone won’t turn on after I drilled the hole for the jack. I checked and it was the 3.5mm drill, so I made no mistake there! What happened? Any of you have the same problem?’
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Tube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

 

[AbhinavTheBrahmin]

Clueless iPhone 7 owners destroy new handsets after YouTube prank dupes them into DRILLING their own headphone jack.

Clueless iPhone 7 owners have been destroying their new £600-handsets after watching a prank video advising them to drill a hole for their headphones.


Apple's slick new phone comes without a headphone jack, unlike any of its predecessors, as the tech giant encourages its customers to invest in wireless ear pieces.

The cruel but funny tutorial instructs iPhone uses to clamp their precious new mobiles in place before creating their own jack with a 3.5mm drill
While the majority of viewers were not taken in by the wind-up video, which has been viewed more than 8 million times, some have been left scratching their heads after their destructive DIY adjustment made no difference.

James Ceja wrote: ‘I tried this and ended up with display destruction and it not working… I really committed the biggest mistake of my life by watching the his video.’

David Iriarte posted: ‘ A friend of mine told me it worked for him, but my iPhone won’t turn on after I drilled the hole for the jack. I checked and it was the 3.5mm drill, so I made no mistake there! What happened? Any of you have the same problem?’
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...Tube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

Iphone 7 is pos doesnt even have a headphone jack so not suitable for indians

 

[Imaxxx]

Sushma Swaraj waiting outside UNGA to teach nawaz sharif a lesson:

 

[cobra commando]

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[ezsasa]

Taliban Interview Goes Wrong..............

 

[Indx TechStyle]

एक लड़का एक लड़की से बहुत प्यार
करता था,लेकिन डर की वजह से कुछ
कह
नहीं पाता था.
एक दिन उसने निश्चय
किया की उस लड़की को मैसेज कर'I Love
You'कहेगा.
,
उसने रात में लड़की के नंबर पर'I Love
You'लिख कर मैसेज सेंड किया और
सो गया.
कुछ देर बाद उसके मोबाईल पर मैसेज
टोन
बजा.
Shayad ladki ka reply tha
लेकिन उसने निश्चय किया कि वह
मैसेज
सुबह उठ कर नहा कर मंदिर होकर
आएगा उसके बाद ही पढ़ेगा.
रात भर वह उस लड़की के सपने
देखता रहा.
सुबह जल्दी उठ कर नहाया और मंदिर
गया.
,
मंदिर से लौटकर उसने मोबाईल
उठाया और मैसेज पढ़ा.
मैसेज में लिखा था :
,
,
A/C balance is insufficient.
Main bal is Rs. 0.08.
Message can not be sent.
Dial *123*1# for loan @Rs.10

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[Bharat Ek Khoj]

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[rock127]

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[Indx TechStyle]

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[Mikesingh]

Achmed the dead terrorist!

 

[Ancient Indian]

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[rockey 71]

Granny Gets Up to Something...

A young woman, during tough times, was working as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept this a secret from her family. One day, the police raided her brothel and arrested a group of working girls, including the young woman.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but the woman's little old Grandma! The young girl became frantic.

Sure enough, the Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?"

Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young lady said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

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"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," and she made her way to the back of the queue. An officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to the old dear at the end, he was bewildered.

"But, you're so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny. I just remove my dentures and open wide."

 

[rock127]

Swiss Bank of India...

 

[ezsasa]

Just in case it has not been posted already.

DONALD TRUMP FIRST DAY AT OFFICE WITH CIA, FBI, PENTAGON!

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.
CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them ..
Trump: The Democrats created them.
CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.
Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.
CIA: We can't do that.
Trump: Why is that?
CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.
Trump: I don't care.
CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.
Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.
CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.
Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.
Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.
Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.
Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.
Trump: Why not?
CIA: We are talking to them, sir.
Trump: What? Why?
CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.
Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.
CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.
Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?
CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.
Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.
FBI: We can't do that.
Trump: Why not?
FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.
Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.
Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.
Trump: Why not?
Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?
Trump: I am banning H1B visas.
USCIS: You cannot do that.
Trump: Why?
Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.
Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???
CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!

 

[Indx TechStyle]

राहुल गांधी (दुकानदार से): मैंने पिछले महीने आप से मुर्गी का दाना ख़रीदा था.

दूकानदार: तो क्या उसमे कोई खराबी थी?

राहुल: एक महीना हो गए उसको गमले में बोए लेकिन अभी तक मुर्गी नहीं उगी.

 

[rockey 71]

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from his couch, then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, observing her husband's odd behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"



He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."



She says, "Why, are you sick?"



He says, "Nope, I'm going to get some Viagra."

Immediately the wife starts positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins putting her coat on.



He asks, "Where the hell are you going?"



She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."



He says, "Why, what do you need?"





She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

 

[rock127]

 

[Indx TechStyle]

आज मैंने एक बच्चे के मुंह से नारा सुना

कश्मीर की धरती नहीं बटेगी
आधी लुल्ली पूरी कटेगी...
:biggrin2:

 

[Dark Sorrow]

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