Jokes Thread

[Indx TechStyle]

 

[ezsasa]

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[Indx TechStyle]

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[rockey 71]

Organ- isation


A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of
these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.

Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Australia : Because they work day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are
like gossips or rumours.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are not like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because they never stand up every time they see a woman.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Pakistan , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Pak , Well, I can say that Male Organs in Pakistan are like Rats.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Pak : Because they are always searching for new holes day and night...
Standing Ovation)
AND THE AWARD GOES TO ...����P A K I S T A N

 

[rock127]

Sunni and Shia would unite now against "Islamist Terror" !

Muslim leaders call for Sunni and Shia to unite against Islamist terror after Prophet's Mosque bombing in Saudi Arabia


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@Abhijat @A chauhan @Alien @alphacentury @Ancient Indian @anupamsurey @Bharat Ek Khoj @blueblood @brational @Bangalorean @Blackwater @Bornubus @bose @cobra commando @DingDong @DFI_COAS @ersakthivel @fooLIam @gpawar @guru-dutt @hit&run @HariPrasad-1 @Indx TechStyle @jackprince @Kharavela @Illusive @I_PLAY_BAD @LETHALFORCE @Lions Of Punjab @maomao @Mad Indian @OneGrimPilgrim @Peter @pmaitra @porky_kicker @Razor @raja696 @Rowdy @Sakal Gharelu Ustad @saty @sydsnyper @Srinivas_K @Screambowl @sorcerer @Simple_Guy @Sylex21 @wickedone @tarunraju @TrueSpirit2 @thethinker @vayuu1 @VIP @Vishwarupa @VIP @Varahamihira @roma
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/05/leaders-call-for-muslims-to-unite-against-islamist-terror-after/

 

[Indx TechStyle]

एक *मंदबुद्धि* बालक,
उसकी *विधवा* माँ,
*गरीब* बेटी और
एक *बेरोजगार जमाई*

ऐसे *दुःखी परिवार* को सताते हुए
*भाजपाइयों* को शर्म नहीं आती ??

- *कांग्रेस प्रवक्ता*

 

[cobra commando]

Maulana Rockullah (AKA @rock127 ) I hab 1 koschan blis to giv jawab, is this true ?!

salam.

 

[indiatester]

Maulana Rockullah (AKA @rock127 ) I hab 1 koschan blis to giv jawab, is this true ?!

salam.

Holy crap....that means all of them are Kafirs?

 

[rock127]

Maulana Rockullah (AKA @rock127 ) I hab 1 koschan blis to giv jawab, is this true ?!

salam.

According to Jungle Book(Page 784: Stanza 785: Line 786) it's explained under the topic of Scientific Law of Masturbation under the Tips and Tricks section.

It says that it's permissible for a woman to Masturbate the husband but make sure he can't ejaculate.The only option given for ejaculation is if it's done by 3 entities --> another Man,Camel or Goat.

The man can also perform the same to those 3 entities but doing Masturbation to his wife or any other woman is Haram.

 

[cobra commando]

Holy crap....that means all of them are Kafirs?

If you're also into 'apna haath jagannath' khurafat than stop doing that bcoz it's haram. (blis see raspacted maulana Rockullah's post ^ ) salam.

 

[Mikesingh]

CongrASS is in the ICU. Any hope of survival? They're trying their darnedest though!

 

[Mikesingh]

Lol! No prizes for guessing who's running Pakistan!

 

[Neo]

Qandeel parody


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[Neo]

Qandeel Baloch aur Mufti Masti Saheb

 

[Mikesingh]

I think this is an insult to the Labrador!

 

[Sakal Gharelu Ustad]

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[HariPrasad-1]

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I think this is an insult to the Labrador!

Thank god that dog has no right to sue you.

 

[Anikastha]

Thank god that dog has no right to sue you.

But has right to bite him.

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[rockey 71]

ABCDEFGHIJK

After being married for forty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're analphabet wife...A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."She asks: "What the hell does that mean?He said: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous and Hot".She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"He said: "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

 

[Ural]

З.О.Ж. (ZOZh) - здоровый образ жизни (a healthy lifestyle).

In video sneer at fanaticism in aspiration to lead a healthy and correct life.

Summary of a song:
if you have in the head an emptiness
what you wouldn't do - will turn out nothing.
(it is meant, as the healthy lifestyle will help nothing to your empty head).