Jokes Thread

[sorcerer]

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WTF?
illustration from cell biology?

 

[prasadr14]

Marks of bravery my man

Brave my asss.

I got caught ogling at half a bum hanging out of the jeans of a pretty young girl.
That was my brilliant philosophical explanation to get out of that mess.

 

[Lonewolf]

Brave my asss.

I got caught ogling at half a bum hanging out of the jeans of a pretty young girl.
That was my brilliant philosophical explanation to get out of that mess.

U should ask for more sex to control it

 

[Tuco]

Few months into my marriage, I told my wife the truth.

That all men, yes, that included me, her brother, my brother, both our dads, our cousins etc etc, each and every one of them are horny dogs.
Those that behave very decently in front of people are the horniest of the lot.

Told her she can needs to accept the fact that a man can be a good person and a horny dog at the same time and make peace with it.
Took her a few years to accept the truth, after I got caught few times peeking at young lasses bosoms and bums. Still have few marks on my body as proof of accepting this truth.

People this is how legends are born, who gonna be the next one. Also we want before and after pictures.

 

[prasadr14]

U should ask for more sex to control it

You clearly are a virgin.

 

[Tuco]

U should ask for more sex to control it

That would be one bad move. lol

 

[Angel of War]

U should ask for more sex to control it

More Sex leads to more urges .

 

[Lonewolf]

You clearly are a virgin.

Did I just doxxed myself

 

[prasadr14]

That would be one bad move. lol

Dangerous mate.
Imagine asking permission from the wife to have sex with the girl whose bum you have been ogling at.

You could get stabbed for something like that.

 

[sorcerer]

U should ask for more sex to control it

true true..dats exactly how seks werk!

 

[sorcerer]

Brave my asss.

I got caught ogling at half a bum hanging out of the jeans of a pretty young girl.
That was my brilliant philosophical explanation to get out of that mess.

 

[SKC]

Last few posts made me think "Yeh DFI hi hai na "

 

[here2where]

Last few posts made me think "Yeh DFI hi hai na "

average age is falling here

 

[Angel of War]

Last few posts made me think "Yeh DFI hi hai na "

read the name of this thead sir and think about it

 

[prasadr14]

average age is falling here

i have been a teenager for a long time now

 

[not so dravidian]

i have been a teenager for a long time now

Saar tell me how to control horny? Pls

 

[indiatester]

i have been a teenager for a long time now

You have been a teenager so long, I don't think you can pass out of it now. Better give up

Saar tell me how to control horny? Pls

He is the wrong person to ask. He is a teenager since he can't

 

[not so dravidian]

You have been a teenager so long, I don't think you can pass out of it now. Better give up



He is the wrong person to ask. He is a teenager since he can't

Ok so open question:. How to control horny

 

[prasadr14]

Ok so open question:. How to control horny

 

[not so dravidian]

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So isee there is no other ways. sed