Jokes Thread

[Crazywithmath]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

What about pugs?

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Pugs are beautiful.

These are ugly af

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

lol

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

@Haldilal Anti Ballistic Air Defence

 

[Crazywithmath]

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Oh no

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Never say Oh My God

 

[Crazywithmath]

 

[shashankk]

I know its not but it definitely sound like a joke if true.

 

[Tactical Doge]

Never say Oh My God

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That's why we need Halal certified P0rn
@Lonewolf can be material collection specialist
@prasadr14 will obviously be the president
Myself and @THESIS THORON will be live actor verification service personnel
@Nationalist Manasvi Papa can clean floors at our HQ

 

[Pash]

 

[Pash]

 

[prasadr14]

That's why we need Halal certified P0rn
@Lonewolf can be material collection specialist
@prasadr14 will obviously be the president
Myself and @THESIS THORON will be live actor verification service personnel
@Nationalist Manasvi Papa can clean floors at our HQ

Unless I am a 'working' president, I won't accept the position.

 

[Lonewolf]

Unless I am a 'working' president, I won't accept the position.

Can u please give me your wife's sm id , i need to help her through the process of beating the shit out of her husband

 

[Tactical Doge]

Unless I am a 'working' president, I won't accept the position.

Oh yes absolutely
You can work'em all day all night
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@Haldilal will be our Hijab Observation supervisor
He'll additionally make sure all female actors are in the correct age bracket as prescribed by the Profit

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

That's why we need Halal certified P0rn
@Lonewolf can be material collection specialist
@prasadr14 will obviously be the president
Myself and @THESIS THORON will be live actor verification service personnel
@Nationalist Manasvi Papa can clean floors at our HQ

Look at me, I am the Live actor verification service personal now.

 

[prasadr14]

Can u please give me your wife's sm id , i need to help her through the process of beating the shit out of her husband

Few months into my marriage, I told my wife the truth.

That all men, yes, that included me, her brother, my brother, both our dads, our cousins etc etc, each and every one of them are horny dogs.
Those that behave very decently in front of people are the horniest of the lot.

Told her she can needs to accept the fact that a man can be a good person and a horny dog at the same time and make peace with it.
Took her a few years to accept the truth, after I got caught few times peeking at young lasses bosoms and bums. Still have few marks on my body as proof of accepting this truth.

 

[Lonewolf]

Few months into my marriage, I told my wife the truth.

That all men, yes, that included me, her brother, my brother, both our dads, our cousins etc etc, each and every one of them are horny dogs.
Those that behave very decently in front of people are the horniest of the lot.

Told her she can needs to accept the fact that a man can be a good person and a horny dog at the same time and make peace with it.
Took her a few years to accept the truth, after I got caught few times peeking at young lasses bosoms and bums. Still have few marks on my body as proof of accepting this truth.

Marks of bravery my man