Jokes Thread

[vidhwanshak]

Ladies want to be with him and
Men want to be like him.



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who is he?

 

[FalconZero]

>I feel happy
How does one feel happiness? How do you define happiness?

I guess if i see atleast one of our private space companies successfully launch their rocket i will consider myself happy or maybe new train 18 rolling out that would be nice too, heard that they are going to introduce aluminum body would be neat.

 

[FalconZero]

who is he?

Spoiler: ...

 

[vidhwanshak]

Spoiler: ...

sach me?
ye to gadha or ghoda jaise case ho gya

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[vampyrbladez]

My sympathies with her husband!

Must be a new age liberal chutiya husband. Chicks get such ideas from Instagram and Western Woke culture and pull such stunts.

Simply pull the plug on a marriage like this if you are unfortunate to get hold of one of these. They will try shit like 'You're not man enough to handle me...You're a patriarchal insecure chauvinist....'.

Watch as social stigma of a broken marriage, general unlikability and age get to these 'Auntes'......

 

[Porkislayer]

PBUH

 

[Love Charger]

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In log ka apna chal raha hai. ,kek

 

[FalconZero]

Doesn't susu know mandarin too? Is he a double agent?

 

[shashankk]

Uzbe khas ki vistrit jaankari.

 

[FalconZero]

Uzbe khas ki vistrit jaankari.

nice

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[THESIS THORON]

 

[Suryavanshi]

I dont think this tone is from UP. Seems to be somewhere near Patna or adjoining district where they speak maghi.

Yes it's definitely magadhi tone.

 

[Suryavanshi]

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Still a better story than twilight

Sambar and Rajnikant are serious business down south, don't fuck around or you'll find out.

 

[Suryavanshi]

>I feel happy
How does one feel happiness? How do you define happiness?
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I guess if i see atleast one of our private space companies successfully launch their rocket i will consider myself happy or maybe new train 18 rolling out that would be nice too, heard that they are going to introduce aluminum body would be neat.

I feel happy when I see :-
People getting houses through niwas Yojna.
When new Factory gets set up in a small town no matter how small.
When we set up new Nuclear reactor or upgrade the previous ones.
I get hapy knowing the grain production is at it's highest ever.
When I see new Expressway getting Innaugarated.

Small things

 

[Pash]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[prasadr14]

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