Jokes Thread

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Keju Rocks, Maywati in Shock

 

[Love Charger]

Keju Rocks, Maywati in Shock

Mujhe ye dance boot hit acha laga hai mujhe ye gana aur meme download karne ha
Download kardo

 

[Love Charger]

Keju Rocks, Maywati in Shock

Bookmark kardiya ha

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Get to work bois

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.

Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me.

 

[Love Charger]

Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes.

Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket.

And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real.

Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me.

ma jharakhndi hu bey,

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

ma jharakhndi hu bey,

Noo. No one's from Jharkhand as It doesn't exist. Sirji plz stop being an imposter.

 

[Love Charger]

Noo. No one's from Jharkhand as It doesn't exist. Sirji plz stop being an imposter.

Jila godda bey

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

 

[vidhwanshak]

ffuuuuccckkkk

mujhe bhi vr seekhna hai mujhe bhi aisa karna hai

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

ffuuuuccckkkk

mujhe bhi vr seekhna hai mujhe bhi aisa karna hai

Bharata prabhu Shri Ram ki sharan me jao aapko jeevan ke kashto se mukti mil jayegi.

 

[Love Charger]

Bharata prabhu Shri Ram ki sharan me jao aapko jeevan ke kashto se mukti mil jayegi.

No you , saaley deflect karta hai deflect karta hai bey

 

[vidhwanshak]

Bharata prabhu Shri Ram ki sharan me jao aapko jeevan ke kashto se mukti mil jayegi.

kasht? abhi maine jeevan ka anand uthaya nahi aur abhi hi vaikhunt chala jaaunga to kaise chalega

 

[FalconZero]

Here's a spaceflight meme for a change, a bit lengthy so putting in quotes

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

 

[prasadr14]

Does that job pay well?

 

[Nationalist Manasvi Papa]

Does that job pay well?

The Future

 

[FalconZero]

Nothing just NiGa going through Indo-China thread to jot down the posts by the Mongolian Guru @ijlasdkfj i forgot his username....fml.

 

[FalconSlayers]

My sympathies with her husband!

 

[FalconSlayers]

Kekekekekekekekekekek