Jokes Thread

[airstrike99]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

This couple loves watermelons

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[airstrike99]

 

[airstrike99]

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[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Tactical Doge]

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Can I be addressed by the pronoun AH64F Apache Longbow?

 

[Mikesingh]

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue," she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a dang thing."

 

[airstrike99]

Can I be addressed by the pronoun AH64F Apache Longbow?

but you look like AH64F Apache Tactical doge pilot.

 

[A chauhan]

Can I be addressed by the pronoun AH64F Apache Longbow?

What about Longarrow ?

 

[airstrike99]

What about Longarrow ?

how about hariharaastra

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

Per Capita Income: (PPP)
Pakistan- $4800
Palestine-$7500

Human Development Index:
Pakistan:154 out of 189
Palestine:115 out of 189

Literacy Rate:
Pakistan- 60 %
Palestine- 97%

External Debt:
Pakistan- $115Billion
Palestine- $6Billion


Most Dangerous Countries in the World Ranking: (2019)
Pakistan: 153 Most Dangerous
Palestine: 142 Most Dangerous



Most Dangerous Countries for Women Rankings:
Pakistan: 6th Most Dangerous for Women
Palestine: 121st Most Dangerous for Women
(World Population Review 2021)


Political Ideology:
Pakistan: PTI- Revivalist/Orthodox
Palestine: PLO- Secular


Pakistanis: We will save Palestine
Palestinians: Save yourself first

 

[Lonewolf]

Per Capita Income: (PPP)
Pakistan- $4800
Palestine-$7500

Human Development Index:
Pakistan:154 out of 189
Palestine:115 out of 189

Literacy Rate:
Pakistan- 60 %
Palestine- 97%

External Debt:
Pakistan- $115Billion
Palestine- $6Billion


Most Dangerous Countries in the World Ranking: (2019)
Pakistan: 153 Most Dangerous
Palestine: 142 Most Dangerous



Most Dangerous Countries for Women Rankings:
Pakistan: 6th Most Dangerous for Women
Palestine: 121st Most Dangerous for Women
(World Population Review 2021)


Political Ideology:
Pakistan: PTI- Revivalist/Orthodox
Palestine: PLO- Secular


Pakistanis: We will save Palestine
Palestinians: Save yourself first

Palestine : so many sympathizer
Pakistan : rice in return of blow j0b by saudi

 

[sorcerer]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[Hindu Nationalist]

 

[AMCA]

 

[sorcerer]

 

[sorcerer]

 

[Pash]