Jokes Thread

[sorcerer]

 

[sorcerer]

Holy fuck!

 

[sorcerer]

 

[Spindrift]

 

[doreamon]

 

[Anirbann Datta]

Greta Tunberg urged the Chinese to abandon traditional wooden chopsticks and thus save trees.
The Chinese invited Greta to go back to school where she could find out that chopsticks are made of bamboo and bamboo is grass!
The Chinese also urged Greta to abandon toilet paper because they are definitely made of wood.
Currently Greta is taking a break in talks.
(# crt C+ crt P )

 

[Romediablo]

What is this DFI ?

 

[sorcerer]

 

[Haldilal]

What is this DFI ?

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Ya'll Nibbiars I am just taking the returns invested in the DFI. My target is increasing the Returns by 200 Percent's.

 

[sorcerer]

 

[sorcerer]

Why was this Amazon tripod company banned? Owner alleges products were copied

What Amazon tripod company was allegedly banned by the big retailer? One owner has claimed Amazon copied then banned his products.

www.hitc.com

How Amazon Wins: By Steamrolling Rivals and Partners

No competitor is too small to draw Amazon’s sights. It cloned a line of camera tripods that a small outside company sold on Amazon’s site, hurting the vendor’s sales so badly it is now a fraction of its original size, the little firm’s owner said. Amazon said it didn’t violate the company’s intellectual-property rights.


When Amazon decided to compete with furniture retailer Wayfair Inc., Mr. Bezos’s deputies created what they called the Wayfair Parity Team, which studied how Wayfair procured, sold and delivered bulky furniture, eventually replicating a majority of its offerings, said people who worked on the team. Amazon and Wayfair declined to comment on the matter.

How Amazon Wins: By Steamrolling Rivals and Partners

CEO Jeff Bezos still runs the e-commerce giant with the drive of a startup trying to survive. That strand of its corporate DNA is becoming a liability, as its tactics to dominate nearly every market—furniture, diapers, tripods, shoes—make it a target for antitrust enforcers and politicians.

www.wsj.com

 

[ezsasa]

A Message From the Skype CEO

 

[Anirbann Datta]

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DEEEEEP :v

 

[DG7867]

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Man with a plan!

Florida man:

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Now that's what I call winnie the pooh! F*k pooh for giving me your stupid virus.

 

[BlackViking]

How high are you?

wrong.
It's "Hi, how are you?"

 

[Tactical Doge]

Whose incharge of ads in DFI

 

[Haldilal]

Whose incharge of ads in DFI

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Ya'll Nibbiars it's me.

 

[Indx TechStyle]

Poor mice.

 

[FalconSlayers]

@Kuntal why are you selling AMCA and SFDR Missile to Paxtan?