Jokes Thread

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[nrj]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Yusuf]

Received this by whatsapp.
Apologies for the part which shows Kashmir as part of Pak although it's clearly mentioned as PoK.

 

[Sunder singh]

i remember a joke this have been also posted by me on one more thread if you like this do click at like.
An ingenious & intelligent speech made by an Indian in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A UN representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell
you something about Rishi (SAINT) Kashyap, after whom Kashmir is named. When he s.t.r.u.c.k a rock and it brought forth water, he
thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When
he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished!!!
"A Pakistani had stolen them".
The UN Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'what are
you talking about?!!! "The Pakistanis weren't there then".
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir
belongs to them??!!!

 

[prahladh]

Lesson in context: kutte ki dumm kabhi seedhi nahi hosakti.

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Received this by whatsapp.
Apologies for the part which shows Kashmir as part of Pak although it's clearly mentioned as PoK.

 

[Yusuf]

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[Yusuf]

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[anoop_mig25]

i remember a joke this have been also posted by me on one more thread if you like this do click at like.
An ingenious & intelligent speech made by an Indian in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A UN representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell
you something about Rishi (SAINT) Kashyap, after whom Kashmir is named. When he s.t.r.u.c.k a rock and it brought forth water, he
thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When
he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished!!!
"A Pakistani had stolen them".
The UN Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'what are
you talking about?!!! "The Pakistanis weren't there then".
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir
belongs to them??!!!

are sure an indian said this in UN . i yes then provide the link because i doubt about this

 

[VIP]

 

[VIP]

 

[VIP]

 

[VIP]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[EzioAltaïr]

If you ask an American/Canadian why they call it soccer, and refer to handegg as football, they actually try to justify it

Best part of this is that the pro players call it with it's real name. They've named it Dallas F.C. and Toronto F.C., not S.C. right?

 

[Tolaha]

Hey.... I posted this earlier in the "Apple club"! And why did you post it in the Jokes thread? Its not a joke...... its a tragedy dude, that is, if you are an Apple boy!


I have tried numerous times trolling against Apple users. It just never works! I guess I can understand why! If their attention span was any better, they wouldn't be crazy about iPhones anyway!

 

[EzioAltaïr]

Why would a blind guy need sunglasses in the first place?

 

[Tolaha]

Finally, Apple explains the screwup:

[video]http://mashable.com/2012/09/22/apple-maps-apology-video/[/video]

 

[Apollyon]