Jokes Thread

[Twinblade]

A couple seeks professional help from a shrink for their troubled marriage.

Shrink: Tell me about your sex life, is there anything out of normal ?
Husband: Yeah, we are totally into S&M.
Shrink: Can you tell me a little more about it ?
Husband: Sure, she sleeps and I masturbate

 

[H.A.]

Your jokes totally complement your avatar.....

 

[W.G.Ewald]

An ROTC 2nd Lieutenant was asked to measure the height of the college flagpole. He got his homemade ladder and tape measure and went out to the flagpole. But it was a disaster--he fell off the ladder, he dropped the tape, the ladder broke. Finally, a Cadet Sgt. saw what he was doing. The cadet walked over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, and laid it flat.. He measured it from end to end, gave the measurement to the 2LT and began to walk off. The 2LT began laughing: "Moron! Retard! I need the pole's HEIGHT, not the length!"

 

[W.G.Ewald]

A man goes into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer, with a big grin on his face. Bartender serves him and asks, "What makes you look so happy, pal?"

The man smiled and said proudly, "I just finished a jigsaw puzzle--in only three months!"

The bartender was puzzled: "Three months? Is that .. I mean, is three months a good time for finishing a jigsaw puzzle?"

The man said, "You BET it is, moron! On the box, it says 'six to twelve years!'"

 

[Neil]

didnt know shiv sena believed in humor... !!

 

[Twinblade]

 

[Sabir]

Perhaps he will buy from Parliament Canteen.............

 

[Yusuf]

I wonder if it works!!!

 

[Tolaha]

^ Try karo aur khud jaan jao!

 

[LurkerBaba]

I wonder if it works!!!

Saarji, I agree that Petrol prices have increased, but IMVHO better alternative is to use a bicyle instead of performing ^^

 

[LurkerBaba]

 

[amitkriit]

It's Either Loud Or Smelly, Rarely Both

 

[Kunal Biswas]

 

[Singh]

Sardarji to wife : Honeymoon ke liye greece kaisa rahega ?
Wife : Grease ? Sarson ke tel me kya kharabi hai

 

[Kunal Biswas]

^^Classic Santa banta..

 

[amitkriit]

Blondes will be Blondes

 

[H.A.]

X POSTING

Somithings that money can't buy....

The freedom to do it anywhere, everywhere.

 

[Razor]

 

[Neil]

 

[Godless-Kafir]