Happy Birthday Ahmedji !!

[Yusuf]

Soham is pushing his luck here

 

[Yusuf]

And Yes, Today I promise Not to ban anyone who makes Spelling Mistakes! The Rest of the Conditions stand as usual, and If you Miss a Full Stop, Permanent Ban!!!!!!!!!

And no one knows what conditions those are. You know it when you are hit by it!!!

 

[ahmedsid]

The Rest of the Conditions are too Many to mention, you will know, when you are banned, Like Yusufji said!!

And Soham, I am letting you off now, because you were one of the guys who taught me to Post pics on a thread And with that, I have humiliated Singh on Multiple Occasions!

Reminds me of a time, a drunken friend of mine went to a Massage Parlour In Kovalam asking for a Sex Massage. He was very dark, so anyone would mistake him for an african, and that day, he was awesomely drunk and wearing only his underwear, so, Yes, people thought he was an African, as No malayali in his right mind would do this!

So he was asking this Massage parlour owner for Ladies, and just then, Me and Another Friend of mine, who is like 6 Feet 2, Thick Bushy Moustache and on that fateful day, wearing Khakee Pants, Enter the Parlour looking for our so called African Malayalee Friend. Just as we enter, this Parlour Owner looks at my tall friend, and thinks he is a Policeman, seeing the Khakee Pants and his Raybans and get up. This guy, stopped talking with my drunken friend, and came to us and nearly started telling in a cautious way, telling that He doesnt provide Girls here and we should trust him and not believe what his neighbours say and that this "Dark Man" wants Girls!!! hahaha We had a hearty laugh that day, as we took away the drunken friend!

The Drunken Friends Favorite Dialogue was, Sunday-Small Day!!! Sunday was the day he used to enjoy alcohol in small pegs, slowly getting drunk for the week ahead!

Hope I didnt bore you all with my story! If you got bored, Then I might have to Ban you!!!!!

 

[Sridhar]

Many many happy returns of the day Ahmed ji. I too had my birthday this month. Should be a special month for DFI mods.

 

[Dark Sorrow]

Happy Birthday Ahmedji !!

 

[Soham]

Hahahaha !
That's quite a tale.

The Escorts in Delhi are worse. They'll only "pleasure" you in five star hotels, expect to be picked up by taxis and charge more than 20,000 bucks for a single stand. I know this because me and some friends prank-called an Escort house in Delhi, and the guy took us for serious customers. The best part was that if I didn't like the girl I could tell her to F-off and ask for another one. And he was also willing to email me the "brochure" of available concubines. I could customize them. Choose the hair colour, cloths and err...underclothes as well.

F*ck that was our best prank call ever.

 

[Soham]

And if my mother sees this, I'm sure to be banished on a 14-year 'vanvaas'.

 

[Soham]

Soham is pushing his luck here

Nah ! Ahmed is a sport.
He'll probably return the favour on my birthday.

 

[Phenom]

Many more happy returns of the day Ahmed


Are you really just 16, I found your post to be pretty mature.

 

[Yusuf]

And if my mother sees this, I'm sure to be banished on a 14-year 'vanvaas'.

Link sent to your mom!!

 

[Yusuf]

Many more happy returns of the day Ahmed


Are you really just 16, I found your post to be pretty mature.

Yeah right! he was 16 a century ago.

 

[Soham]

Many more happy returns of the day Ahmed


Are you really just 16, I found your post to be pretty mature.

You got confused. Ahmed has a 16 year old son by the name of Rohit.

 

[ahmedsid]

Many more happy returns of the day Ahmed


Are you really just 16, I found your post to be pretty mature.

I am not 16 Phenom, That was Singh's take on Sweet Sixteen I guess hahah

I turned 23 Today Thanking all of you once again!

 

[ahmedsid]

Soham, That was a good one, In Kerala you will see Friendship Offerings on Newspaper Classifieds. Recently a ringleader of such a friendship ring was arrested, heheheh Poor guy!

 

[Yusuf]

Soham, That was a good one, In Kerala you will see Friendship Offerings on Newspaper Classifieds. Recently a ringleader of such a friendship ring was arrested, heheheh Poor guy!

Ahhh, now i know why you were missing here for a few days.

 

[ahmedsid]

Ahhh, now i know why you were missing here for a few days.

The Ghost of Singh has gotten hold of you too! Conspiracy Theories

But Seriously, Indians Jails have improved

 

[Singh]

But Seriously, Indians Jails have improved

Male Belly Dancers get special perks everywhere !

 

[ahmedsid]

Male Belly Dancers get special perks everywhere !

You should know! Being the Jailor and taking undue advantage of poor "male" prisoners SM Krishnaji wont be happy once he finds out that the Same hand that services his "Microphone" services something totally different hahahhaha

 

[Patriot]

"WIsh You Very Happy Birthday AHMED BHAI"

 

[Zaki]

Happy Birthday Ahmedi

Glad to hear that,

May this year bring lots of happiness in your life and all your desires come true