Must Read! Reply To Arundhati Roy By Ajit Doval (Satire)

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This one is most likely a copy of a fictional letter I received in my email. I don't think Ajit Doval has the time or inclination to write to these 'sickulars' as he has better things to do! But whoever wrote this needs to be complemented. This would have shut her up - permanently!

And if written by Ajit Doval himself or his office, all I can say is hats off!! But I doubt it! However, real or satire, it makes a hilarious read!

Ok, let's begin. Arundhati Roy wrote a lot of letters to the National Security Council (India), complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter correspondence. She received back the following reply:
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National Security Advisor ,
South Block, Raisina Hill,
New Delhi-110011


Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the ISIS and LeT terrorists captured by Indian Forces who were subsequently transferred to National Correctional System facilities. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in New Delhi. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Mumbai next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint! It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.'

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.

Please advise any friends, neighbors or relatives as your house guest might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a sub human form of property thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.


I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern.


We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you

Cordially,
Ajit Doval
National Security Advisor
 

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This is the same Arundhati Roy who was caught with Prof. P koya of NDF in a hotel room. And NDF is said to have links with ISI.
Wow! :shock: This woman should be hung by her balls! Uh oh...sorry. She doesn't have any! So pack her off to Rawalpindi as ISI chief Lt Gen Naveed Mukhtar's personal keep!
 

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This is sattire sahib .. Still nice one to explain the liebrals about the hidden lie s inside their bra s ....


This one is most likely a copy of a fictional letter I received in my email. I don't think Ajit Doval has the time or inclination to write to these 'sickulars' as he has better things to do! But whoever wrote this needs to be complemented. This would have shut her up - permanently!

And if written by Ajit Doval himself or his office, all I can say is hats off!! But I doubt it! However, real or satire, it makes a hilarious read!

Ok, let's begin. Arundhati Roy wrote a lot of letters to the National Security Council (India), complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter correspondence. She received back the following reply:
_________________________________________________________________________


National Security Advisor ,
South Block, Raisina Hill,
New Delhi-110011


Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the ISIS and LeT terrorists captured by Indian Forces who were subsequently transferred to National Correctional System facilities. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in New Delhi. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Mumbai next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint! It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.'

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.

Please advise any friends, neighbors or relatives as your house guest might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a sub human form of property thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.


I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern.


We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you

Cordially,
Ajit Doval
National Security Advisor
 

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The whole Paki conspiracy was to counter IN in Lkwdeep through local population. This was in early 2000s. And NDF was one of the org. Arundhati Roy is a small pawn.
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