Jokes Thread

[A chauhan]

Sorry if repost!

 

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[Ray]

This could be real... Traffic Police vs. Pappu

Traffic police (TP) ne Pappu ko roka: Aapna Driving license dikao.

Pappu : Nahi hai.

TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.

Pappu : Nahi.

TP: Kyon?

Pappu : Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..

TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..

Pappu : Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..


TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..

Pappu : Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..


TP: To phir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..

Pappu : Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain"¦


Incredible India

 

[aragorn]

waise which pappu you are talking about?

'That 10 Janpath' wala pappu doesnt need ID proof. His surname is enough for everything and anything.

This could be real... Traffic Police vs. Pappu

Traffic police (TP) ne Pappu ko roka: Aapna Driving license dikao.

Pappu : Nahi hai.

TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.

Pappu : Nahi.

TP: Kyon?

Pappu : Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..

TP: To Voter ID card Banwale..

Pappu : Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..


TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..

Pappu : Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..


TP: To phir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..

Pappu : Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain"¦


Incredible India

 

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Jesuus said: And The Truth shall set you free.

 

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[Virendra]

Okay this comes straight from my FB news feed.

Don't know what they teach in schools these days

 

[Virendra]

real jolt was when I saw 5 likes to that .. some people ....

 

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