Jokes Thread

[sasi]

Grandma's Boyfriend !
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A 9-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company
and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh.
I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV,and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and there stood Grandma's guests.
The guest said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied,"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

 

[sasi]

 

[Victor Sierra]

 

[W.G.Ewald]

i think he is saying i am worlds most powerful man, you want to try ?
Her expressions, yeah baby.

All politics and posturing for the camera.

 

[cloud_9]

 

[W.G.Ewald]

^^
They don't look like Mexicans.

 

[W.G.Ewald]

My father's (American) football coach in high school told a player who had sprained his ankle to go home and mix up a gallon of epsom salts in warm water.

The kid showed back up at school days later. He had drunk the epsom salts.

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Victor Sierra]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Yusuf]

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student:
Wrong question.
Pakistani student:
No Way.
American student:
It's strange, how is it possible?
💡
Indian: 👲Rajnikant😏
Two/Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

 

[Ash]

A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf

 

[Rahul92]

 

[Rahul92]

 

[sayareakd]

just imagine what will happen to sardars on above date at 12.12 PM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

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