Jokes Thread

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[Yusuf]

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[sesha_maruthi27]

What does that say? What is the language? Is it Hebrew?

 

[Daredevil]

Its :bs:

The dimensions of the noodles and the para in Chinese (or whatever language) is different. Check the image 3 & 4 for white spaces on the sides of the noodles and the para, they are different.

 

[Yusuf]

ONever force ur child to pray.

At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Johnny: Dad I don't know to pray.
Dad: Just pray for ur family members, frndz, neighbors, the poor etc.
Johnny: "Dear Lord, thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled wid her on bed. This coming Christmas, pls send clothes to all the poor naked aunties on my Dads blackberry and provide shelter for all the homeless uncles who use Mom's room when Dad is at work. AMEN".
No one had dinner that evening =))

 

[VIP]

Its :bs:

The dimensions of the noodles and the para in Chinese (or whatever language) is different. Check the image 3 & 4 for white spaces on the sides of the noodles and the para, they are different.

You took that meme seriously ???

 

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