Jokes Thread

[Rahul92]

 

[Aayush]

Me and my friends still do that to unsuspecting people

 

[Yusuf]

...........

 

[Apollyon]

dafuq, Germans ?

 

[Razor]

DEDICATED TO LAMAN IDIOT

Dude, It's 'Iamanidiot', not 'LamanIdiot'.
now, that's funny.

 

[Known_Unknown]

 

[nrj]

Found this on 9gag

 

[W.G.Ewald]

This happens to me Every time

I had a chemistry professor who would write equations on the chalkboard with his right hand and at the same time be erasing them with his left hand.

 

[SajeevJino]

Not a Joke a Real Thing Happens on the Media

 

[Aayush]

 

[aragorn]

The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out= Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaandfaadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude.....

 

[ani82v]

^^ No photu!

 

[aragorn]

@bhramos : none of the pics you have posted is visible

 

[lcatejas]

You forgot to add SP & BSP gang...

 

[Raj30]

a 15 page leaflet of Sonia scams being distributed at Rajkot rally
Read more at Just awesome, a 15 page leaflet of Sonia scams being distributed at Rajkot rally. Take a look http://twitter.yfrog.com/obg8igfsj

 

[Ray]

For smile on your face

New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India"¦!!!

When Govt promises: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours"¦ झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!

All Girls' Dream come True!
All Girls' Dream Boys will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back"¦
I cannot afford both.

Now Tata Nano's fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!

Finally it has happened"¦
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!

Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

We have the world's cheapest car and the world's costliest petrol.

Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.
(scheme for आम आदमी Now he can get car with petrol! )



Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it's a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!

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[Rahul92]

 

[cobra commando]

 

[cobra commando]

A Pill a day,Keeps the Gayness away

 

[Raj30]